c/onehundredninetysix · by TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 331dat least we can rule cute girls 🥲 288 points · 19 comments · view on lemmy.world
19 Comments
DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml · 51 pts · 331d
So, who are these bi goth girls, and where do I find one?
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 39 pts · 331d
likely by themselves getting no dick and with no bitches to their name, or with both already
Caitlyynn@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 331d
You tell me where the twinks are first
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk · 11 pts · 331d
Best I can do is a mid-sized bear, cos I'm a mid-sized bear. But feel free to BYOT.
djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 31 pts · 331d
Just flip the machine off like halfway through, then you get bi twinks
RenLinwood@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 331d
Fucking genius
kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 331d
But what if it works in the opposite order and makes them ace?
_druid@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 331d
RIP to those who experienced twink death before they met any bi goth girls
Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 331d
Twink Death implies I was ever a twink lol. I've been big since I was little. Hovered somewhere between Big and Husky most of my life until puberty hit and now I look like a fridge doing Bigfoot Cosplay.
djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 331d
This is why I've been hitting the gym recently, gotta stave off twink death for as long as I can to meet a bi goth girl.
joyjoy@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 331d
ToastedPlanet@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 331d
🐸
Binzy_Boi@piefed.ca · 13 pts · 331d
sakakicchi@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 331d
Was it Hitsuji?
Binzy_Boi@piefed.ca · 12 pts · 331d
sakakicchi@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 331d
Ah, okay. At least you found it.
EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 331d
TFW you became the goth girl of your dreams but got no femboys to get in your skirt and ruin their fresh makeup making out. 💔
djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 331d
There needs to be a service that connects goth cuties to femboys. Like a FemboysOnly or Pegr.
fnrir@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 331d
True story. Don't ask me where I know that from.
Samdell@lemmy.eco.br · 6 pts · 331d
they did that to me once
Fleur_@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 331d
All twinks who graduated the year before lockdown