at least we can rule cute girls 🥲

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19 Comments

DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml · 51 pts · 331d (3 replies)

So, who are these bi goth girls, and where do I find one?

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 39 pts · 331d

likely by themselves getting no dick and with no bitches to their name, or with both already

Caitlyynn@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 331d (1 reply)

You tell me where the twinks are first

Aggravationstation@feddit.uk · 11 pts · 331d

Best I can do is a mid-sized bear, cos I'm a mid-sized bear. But feel free to BYOT.

djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 31 pts · 331d (2 replies)

Just flip the machine off like halfway through, then you get bi twinks

RenLinwood@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 331d

Fucking genius

kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 331d

But what if it works in the opposite order and makes them ace?

_druid@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 331d (2 replies)

RIP to those who experienced twink death before they met any bi goth girls

Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 331d

Twink Death implies I was ever a twink lol. I've been big since I was little. Hovered somewhere between Big and Husky most of my life until puberty hit and now I look like a fridge doing Bigfoot Cosplay.

djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 331d

This is why I've been hitting the gym recently, gotta stave off twink death for as long as I can to meet a bi goth girl.

joyjoy@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 331d

ToastedPlanet@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 331d

🐸 blobfox, blobfoxdetective

Binzy_Boi@piefed.ca · 13 pts · 331d (3 replies)
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sakakicchi@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 331d (2 replies)

Was it Hitsuji?

Binzy_Boi@piefed.ca · 12 pts · 331d (1 reply)
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sakakicchi@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 331d

Ah, okay. At least you found it.

EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 331d (1 reply)

TFW you became the goth girl of your dreams but got no femboys to get in your skirt and ruin their fresh makeup making out. 💔

djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 331d

There needs to be a service that connects goth cuties to femboys. Like a FemboysOnly or Pegr.

fnrir@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 331d

True story. Don't ask me where I know that from.

Samdell@lemmy.eco.br · 6 pts · 331d

they did that to me once

Fleur_@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 331d

All twinks who graduated the year before lockdown