I just thought, that would be funny. What songs do You know besides Dancing With Myself by Billy Idol, I Touch Myself by Divinyls and Whip It by Devo?
PS. I know Whip It isn't about jacking off, but still most people think it is, so to me, that counts.
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planish@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 308d
If you are making a playlist about masturbation, shouldn't you be doin' it by yourself?
I'll see myself out
UsefulInfoPlz@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 308d
Shebop by Cindy Lauper Turning Japanese by The Vapors.
Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 308d
Better Off Without A Wife, by Tom Waits. Not specifically about masturbation, but he jokes about it in the preamble..."I don't get weird about it, tying myself up...just like to spend a little time with myself, is all...makin' the scene with a magazine..."
Skua@kbin.earth · 8 pts · 308d
The Caesars insist that Jerk It Out is not about masturbation. Nonetheless, you should add Jerk It Out
Klordok@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 308d
Orgy for One - Ninja Sex Party
ClipperDefiance@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 308d
Pictures of Lily - The Who
From Wikipedia:
hOrni@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d
They don't usually do.
Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 308d
Depending on how flexible you want the definition of masturbation to be. Here's a song about fucking clones.
I would like to make an honorable mention about Peaches with Fuck the Pain Away. If you can add Whip It, I think some sex songs should get a pass.
Thought of another one from Barenaked Ladies.
In the Car
CubbyTustard@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 308d
Green Day Longview
0ops@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 308d
Jaded
All by myself
Green day are veteran wankers
scuppie@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 307d
Im still amused by how the Dookie bonus track and the one on Alanis Morissette's Jagged Little Pill are, if you choose to hear it that way, the same song.
Okokimup@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 308d
Relax - Frankie Goes to Hollywood
nyctre@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 308d
Steel panther - all I wanna do is fuck(myself tonight)
hOrni@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d
Ok, I know this one.
RaoulDuke@fedia.io · 3 pts · 308d
0ops@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 308d
He's always at it
Adverb@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 308d
Back ro the Rocking Horse by Poison Possibly I Get Off on You by Halestorm
JeanJoblin@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 308d
The government knows - knower
A song about how the government uses their surveillance equipment just to watch you jerk it
Thassodar@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 308d
Mindless Self Indulgence has a track called Masterbates from, IMO, their best album:
https://youtu.be/XllRkw3QBMk
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 308d
Obligatory
UniversalBasicJustice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 307d
Fuck yes I'm so glad I get to share this
Devin Townsend - The Mighty Masturbator
bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 308d
No one said Longview by Green day yet??
UsefulInfoPlz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d
Forgot about “woke up with wood” by zz-top
calliope@retrolemmy.com · 2 pts · 308d
The song Rosie by Jackson Browne is a beautiful piano ballad about masturbation.
It’s poking fun at the desperate sound guy who tries to pick up a young woman but ends up back with “Rosie” again.
Link
nafzib@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 307d
A Perfect Circle - Thinking of You
Maynard has stated that song is about jerking off to the thought of having anal sex with someone.
neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 308d
Redacted due to stupidity on my behalf
hOrni@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d
I don't get it. I don't think it works.
neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 308d
Derp, didn't read the full text of your post. I was suggesting Divinyls.
I hear Harvey Danger - Flagpole Sitta is about masturbation, but I think that's a stretch.
davepleasebehave@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 307d
turning Japanese
scuppie@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 307d
Probably loads from this album but Nerf Herder in particular.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTAvXyTi9s&list=PLC9DB20717BD8F418&index=11&pp=iAQB8AUB
TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 306d
Touching Yourself by The Japanese House