Well, its an americanna cliche that, when young kids want a puppy, the dad doesnt want one. Usually because he knows who ends up picking up all the shit, literally. But after he relents to his families wants, he ends up bonding with the dog more than anyone else, including napping together on the couch.
This replaces the dog with a dad, and replacing the dad with a bear.
I was once the more realistic and responsible one in a long term relationship who relented letting my partner get us a dog. I get it.
And they say Australia has deadly animals!
This is terrifying. I'll take my chances with a funnel web or salty croc over one of these grizzly brown bastards lol.
7 Comments
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 329d
Is this a dad joke?
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 39 pts · 329d
Well, its an americanna cliche that, when young kids want a puppy, the dad doesnt want one. Usually because he knows who ends up picking up all the shit, literally. But after he relents to his families wants, he ends up bonding with the dog more than anyone else, including napping together on the couch.
This replaces the dog with a dad, and replacing the dad with a bear.
I was once the more realistic and responsible one in a long term relationship who relented letting my partner get us a dog. I get it.
474D@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 329d
They don't want dogs because they know they'll bond with it and eventually have to let it go
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 329d
It's both
And009@lemmynsfw.com · 8 pts · 329d
A union of both
JoShmoe@ani.social · 2 pts · 329d
That bear and I like coping a feel the same way too. 👀
Nottalottapies@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 329d
And they say Australia has deadly animals! This is terrifying. I'll take my chances with a funnel web or salty croc over one of these grizzly brown bastards lol.
sailorzoop@lemmy.librebun.com · 1 pts · 329d