Don't waste my time with imitation crab, PLEASE. Just provide my societally acceptable excuse to eat a carton of fried cream cheese and I will pay you.
The best crab Rangoon I've ever had was literally just sweetened cream cheese in a wonton wrapper. It was 2 dollars for a bag of like 12 small rangoons and I ate those fucking things as often as I could. We'd make the drive in to town, grab some before we did anything else, and grab another bag on the way back out. I have few good memories of those times and those rangoons are one of them.
8 Comments
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 321d
Don't waste my time with imitation crab, PLEASE. Just provide my societally acceptable excuse to eat a carton of fried cream cheese and I will pay you.
SippyCup@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 320d
The best crab Rangoon I've ever had was literally just sweetened cream cheese in a wonton wrapper. It was 2 dollars for a bag of like 12 small rangoons and I ate those fucking things as often as I could. We'd make the drive in to town, grab some before we did anything else, and grab another bag on the way back out. I have few good memories of those times and those rangoons are one of them.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 320d
That's how I like 'em, too.
exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 320d
You're telling me a crab ran this goon?
SippyCup@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 320d
Man carcination really doesn't fuck around
sirtwinklebottom@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 321d
HELL YEAH, BROTHER! I GOON UNTIL MY TUMMY DONT FEEL RIGHT. :(
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 321d
I coom
Chaotic_Altruist@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 321d
Must be taking orders from the crab Mafia if you're a crab-ran-goon