No, no mom I think I shan’t

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NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social · 5 pts · 3y (4 replies)
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TimeSquirrel@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y (1 reply)

In Air Force basic training I learned to roll up the pizza slices and scarf them down like a burrito or eat a burger taking alternating sips of the water or gaterade to soften it and hork it down. 20 seconds to eat an entire meal.

They started relaxing a bit in week 6.

NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y
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Purgatoryemployee@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Yeah, for me it was pressure from my parents to “stay fasted while drinking juice” So I ate nothing until like 930 and when it was time to eat I SCARFED 😂

NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social · -1 pts · 3y
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NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)
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Purgatoryemployee@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

I hear zombies don’t mind getting messy when eating ribs.