c/memes · by Exusia@lemmy.world · 295d

An Accident I Swear

455 points · 6 comments · view on lemmy.world

6 Comments

Coldgoron@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 295d

Sounds like a suicide booth with less steps.

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 295d

LOW LOW SUICIDE SPECIAL!

TOUCHING WIRES CAUSES INSTANT DEATH

ONLY ~~$350~~ $200 TODAY THRU FRIDAY!!!

Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 295d

The worst part is, if the sign only said the instant death part, it would be a worse deterrent. Like, despite how funny it is to also have a fine, it's a much more useful sign like this.

Mika@piefed.ca · 6 pts · 295d

Your debts will be paid.

Konstant@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 295d

Yes, Saint Peter, I have to go back to pay a fine. -said no one ever

almost1337@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 295d

Fate: electrocuted. Criminal findings: vandalism, littering. Estate fined $200.