It must be tough not being into kids in that field. The preacher union keeps breathing down your neck about certain responsibilities that come with the job and fulfilling molestation quotas. Big decisions about promotions are all made during orgies with children.
Church supervisor: "Where did he touch you, child?"
Child: "N-nowhere, father."
Church supervisor: [shakes head in disappointment as he fills out performance review sheet]
"After the defendant (Sheptock) sent the image of the victim, he told her that he wanted more explicit images of her,” the affidavit read.
“The defendant (Sheptock) then sent her a video depicting someone being physically assaulted, accompanied by a statement implying that he did not want that to happen to her.”
Kind of feels like an empty threat tbh, I mean he doesn't have any arms.
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Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 327d
justsomeguy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 327d
It must be tough not being into kids in that field. The preacher union keeps breathing down your neck about certain responsibilities that come with the job and fulfilling molestation quotas. Big decisions about promotions are all made during orgies with children.
Church supervisor: "Where did he touch you, child?"
Child: "N-nowhere, father."
Church supervisor: [shakes head in disappointment as he fills out performance review sheet]
letsgo2themall@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 327d
it's always the one you most suspect.
Grimy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 327d
Kind of feels like an empty threat tbh, I mean he doesn't have any arms.
some_designer_dude@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 327d
He’s unarmed.
justsomeguy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 327d
It was a video of Mario stomping some goombas.
Dionysus@leminal.space · 4 pts · 327d
Well we know what happened to little Christ for Arms when he grew up.
justsomeguy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 327d
He really crossed a line.
kokesh@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 327d
I guess he wasn't touching anyone 😁