The fucking HP printer lives better than I do

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24 Comments

Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world · 89 pts · 303d (2 replies)

TRBoom@lemmy.zip · 26 pts · 303d (1 reply)

Good ol' Brother printers.

0ops@piefed.zip · 28 pts · 303d

What are you doing step-brother printer?

Naich@lemmings.world · 69 pts · 303d

It's the CMYK spot.

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 46 pts · 303d (6 replies)

I can’t believe that’s a real illustration

AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip · 18 pts · 303d (4 replies)

Well it probably isnt soooo

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 29 pts · 303d (2 replies)

I’m looking right at it

ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world · 12 pts · 303d (1 reply)

Must mean that it probably is

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 303d

But I'm looking at something else

And009@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 303d

Upon closer inspection, appears to be an illustration.

parody@lemmings.world · 4 pts · 303d

Couldn’t confirm, could be deep in some PDF manual

eager_eagle@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 303d (1 reply)

that's why cartridges don't last

And009@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 303d

Squirming and squirting

gmtom@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 303d

My guys has proper technique as well , middle 2 fingers, slightly curled upwards

Rusty@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 302d (1 reply)

QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 302d

Put your hand in this box, Paul

psmgx@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 303d

They have tools for this mate, in both use cases

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 303d (1 reply)

How to fry an AI: show it this image and ask whether or not it is SFW.

ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world · 3 pts · 303d

I did it for you! ChatGPT thinks it's SFW although the image contains innuendo. It should not be considered as lewd.

So that's pretty boring...

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 301d

People learning how to find the printer G spot while still being clueless of the female or male G spot lol

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 301d

Thanks HP. Not only are you the worst with your drivers and what you've done to the inkjet market writ large, but now, regular maintenance of your laser printers requires a robot prostate exam. Thanks. I hate it.

DrDystopia@lemy.lol · 3 pts · 302d

No, it's just like us - We all need it but nobody cares until we break down and then it's just easier to replace us.

The daily depresso was brought to you by the general state of things, this message has been approved by a chronically depressed person.

SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 301d

I'm a printer and can confirm it does feel good.

Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 301d

I the printer requires me to stick my hand into it, it won't be a printer for long. That's what the- hey, where did my gun go.

QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 302d
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