c/lemmyshitpost · by ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world · 303dThe fucking HP printer lives better than I do 671 points · 24 comments · view on lemmy.world
24 Comments
Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world · 89 pts · 303d
TRBoom@lemmy.zip · 26 pts · 303d
Good ol' Brother printers.
0ops@piefed.zip · 28 pts · 303d
What are you doing step-brother printer?
Naich@lemmings.world · 69 pts · 303d
It's the CMYK spot.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 46 pts · 303d
I can’t believe that’s a real illustration
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip · 18 pts · 303d
Well it probably isnt soooo
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 29 pts · 303d
I’m looking right at it
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world · 12 pts · 303d
Must mean that it probably is
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 303d
But I'm looking at something else
And009@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 303d
Upon closer inspection, appears to be an illustration.
parody@lemmings.world · 4 pts · 303d
Couldn’t confirm, could be deep in some PDF manual
eager_eagle@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 303d
that's why cartridges don't last
And009@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 303d
Squirming and squirting
gmtom@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 303d
My guys has proper technique as well , middle 2 fingers, slightly curled upwards
Rusty@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 302d
QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 302d
Put your hand in this box, Paul
psmgx@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 303d
They have tools for this mate, in both use cases
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 303d
How to fry an AI: show it this image and ask whether or not it is SFW.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world · 3 pts · 303d
I did it for you! ChatGPT thinks it's SFW although the image contains innuendo. It should not be considered as lewd.
So that's pretty boring...
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 301d
People learning how to find the printer G spot while still being clueless of the female or male G spot lol
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 301d
Thanks HP. Not only are you the worst with your drivers and what you've done to the inkjet market writ large, but now, regular maintenance of your laser printers requires a robot prostate exam. Thanks. I hate it.
DrDystopia@lemy.lol · 3 pts · 302d
No, it's just like us - We all need it but nobody cares until we break down and then it's just easier to replace us.
The daily depresso was brought to you by the general state of things, this message has been approved by a chronically depressed person.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 301d
I'm a printer and can confirm it does feel good.
Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 301d
I the printer requires me to stick my hand into it, it won't be a printer for long. That's what the- hey, where did my gun go.
QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 302d