c/lemmyshitpost · by Mickey7@lemmy.world · 297dIf I'm going to die I might as well do it one more time 89 points · 2 comments · view on lemmy.world
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minimum@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 296d
Disclaimer: he was most likely not actually masturbating in his final moments. A more probable explanation is that the hot pyroclastic flow from Mt. Vesuvius forcefully contracted his muscles, leaving him in that state.
Mickey7@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 296d
Sounds like you are trying to cover for him jerking it one last time