If I'm going to die I might as well do it one more time

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minimum@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 296d (1 reply)

Disclaimer: he was most likely not actually masturbating in his final moments. A more probable explanation is that the hot pyroclastic flow from Mt. Vesuvius forcefully contracted his muscles, leaving him in that state.

Mickey7@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 296d

Sounds like you are trying to cover for him jerking it one last time