The fun part is I really did get this goofy little thing off amazon, and it wasn't even the smallest size they had listed!
See if you can spot the difference here:
vs:
Fucking amazon... but at least it sure works for you guys, this is the absolutely the c u t e s t microbikini I own now! LMFAO though, not exactly what I was trying for.
I prefer to think of it as a "tantalizingly enticing" amount of coverage. It leaves just enough to the imagination to really encourage taking it off and finding out what's underneath...
17 Comments
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 292d
The fun part is I really did get this goofy little thing off amazon, and it wasn't even the smallest size they had listed!
See if you can spot the difference here:
vs:
Fucking amazon... but at least it sure works for you guys, this is the absolutely the
c u t e s tmicrobikini I own now! LMFAO though, not exactly what I was trying for.exception@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 292d
Is this the time when Amazon does know better what is appropriate for you than you know yourself? 🤔 You might want to check your shopping history...
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 292d
You know what that's a good point, maybe amazon does know better than I do...
throwingbones@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 292d
Now I'm curious to see the other mico bikinis.
Goinggoinggonewild@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 292d
Agreed, far too much coverage!
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 292d
I prefer to think of it as a "tantalizingly enticing" amount of coverage. It leaves just enough to the imagination to really encourage taking it off and finding out what's underneath...
Goinggoinggonewild@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 292d
A very good angle to make that point! You've convinced me!
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 292d
I'm glad to see the idea of taking it off is so a-peel-ing!
Romeos_Thing@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 292d
Peeling it off would be appreciated by the boner you caused. That is a great tease.
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 292d
Hahaha thanks, though really I think all the credit belongs to amazon. Without their help, this ass wouldn't be all tantalizing like it is right now.
Goinggoinggonewild@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 292d
It does occur that we've not seen the rear view, it could make or break the whole outfit.
justhere@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 292d
seconding this. I hate when the product photos only show the front, how do we know if its fits on the back side?
Goinggoinggonewild@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 292d
Well, take it off, pull to the side, tear off in the throes of passion, all depends how the mood strikes.
jeremysway@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 292d
Are the ribbons on your hips tied tight? Just curious here, which means I wouldn't be against a pleasant surprise if I ever see you wear it ☺️
Biapathy@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 292d
I don't think the bikini is the problem, it could be far smaller. The problem is that you're not supposed to wear stripper boots on the beach.
StrangeBedfellow@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 292d
Hahaha! Admittedly, raises the temperature in the room though 🔥
Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@kinkycats.org · 1 pts · 292d
@Warl0k3 don't telle that you wouldn't happily wear that to the pool and be all wet and excited before you'd even taken the plunge!