c/lemmyshitpost · by OpenHammer6677@lemmy.world · 300d

I-is that LeBron James??

89 points · 8 comments · view on lemmy.world

8 Comments

funkajunk@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 300d (3 replies)

Ethnically accurate Jesus

Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 300d (2 replies)

Wait, you mean Jesus, a person who allegedly lived (and also located) in the middle east wasn't the WASPiest mother fucker you've ever seen?

Unbelievable

funkajunk@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 300d (1 reply)

The blue eyes and washboard abs are accurate tho.

My guy was absolutely plowing his way through the promised land.

Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 300d

Hell, word has it the one person Jesus didn't rail or get railed by was a brothel worker

ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 300d

While more likely than blue eyed Jesus I also think that this Nubian prince Jesus is quite unlikely. Additionally, King Shark said that Jesus was a shark and King doesn't seem like the kind of person who would lie.

Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org · 2 pts · 300d

LeBrawn Jaaams

DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth · 1 pts · 300d

Wow, I didn't know there were action figures for Black Jesus. Is there one for Vic too?

Fun show.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 0 pts · 300d

Does it come with a helicopter?