Best kind of liar

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15 Comments

moody@lemmings.world · 17 pts · 291d (1 reply)

I believe the cat.

RebekahWSD@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 291d

Yeah, I unno, that poor man looks super hungry!

gnawmon@ttrpg.network · 8 pts · 291d (1 reply)

master manipulator

zarkanian@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 291d

Well, he is a cat.

sunoc@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 291d (2 replies)

De-chonking is hard

Psythik@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 291d (1 reply)

It's not that hard. All you gotta to is control their portions and ignore their cries for food. They eventually give up and move on to other cat business. Easy peasy.

sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 291d

We have two, so the fat one steals the skinny one's food.

leMe@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 291d

Some say Alduin is Akatosh. Some say M'aiq is a Liar. Don't you believe either of those things.

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 291d

Summer is bikini season.

LycanGalen@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 291d

(Playing tongue-in-cheek devil's advocate) In order to lose weight, a body needs to be undernourished in relation to the minimum required to maintain that weight. Being undernourished at a non-starvation level produces hunger drive. I doubt any of the humans who decided he needs to lose weight speak fluent cat, so he didn't have any say or insight into what's being done to him. As such, from his perspective, he -hasn't- been fed enough, and doesn't have a reason for being hungry. So this cat should not be called a liar. He's out there bravely sharing his truth with the world. He should be applauded and then fed.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 290d

zarkanian@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 291d

Sorry, if your cat is that cute, I'm feeding him. I can't help it.

blaze@programming.dev · 2 pts · 291d

I want to lose 3 pounds

sirico@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 291d

Please sir summer is months away it is autumn it's may yes but cats use the southern equator as we're from Africa.

pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 291d

what do you define as "summer" ?