It's time

Like wiping a marker

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25 Comments

snowsuit2654@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Buy a bidet, it's worth it.

PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 3y

This club is stanky-ass only, get your clean ass outta here!

MrMamiya@feddit.de · 5 pts · 3y

I also enjoy a clean ass crack!

HurlingDurling@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Holy shit! An actual meme in this /c/ instead of some random ass image

PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I'm old. I only know how to make millennial memes. Idk how to make deep fried shit, let alone the newer stuff. Maybe I would if I could, but we'll never know.

HurlingDurling@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 3y

No need to fret, your meme was good. I was merely expressing content as the fact that most posts on this /c/ are funny pictures (or not funny messages) and mostly none are memes.

demlet@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y (10 replies)

I got a bidet a couple years ago and forget sometimes that people still "clean" themselves with dry paper.

PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 3y (2 replies)

This place isn't for the likes of you clean-assed folks. Get outta here! If your ass don't smell, go to hell!

demlet@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Look at my clean ass. Look at it before it destroys you!

PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 3y

Nooooooooooooo

Nerorero@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 3y (6 replies)

I still don't get how that works. If you have diarrhea, the bidet will just spray it all over your butt cheeks

demlet@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y (4 replies)

The bidet gets its water from a clean water source. You're not washing your ass with dirty toilet bowl water. If you need to clean a wider target you kind of shimmy around a little. Obviously you have to dry off with something. Some people use washable towels, others use regular old tp.

Nerorero@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 3y (3 replies)

I know that bidet water is clean. But the splash zone is full of little bits of shit

demlet@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y (2 replies)

I mean, it's not like you're pressure washing it. If it's splashing that much you're using too much pressure. Anyway I, I think I'm on safe ground in stating that it's still cleaner than smearing the poop around with paper, but you do you.

Nerorero@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 3y (1 reply)

It probably is. But still. Whipes are best imo

demlet@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Hey we all have our kinks.

yimby@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 3y

I'm not sure if you're joking, but in case you're not, the bidet sprays clean water from the wall, not dirty water from the bowl.

socsa@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Y'all really just be sitting there with shit on your ass while you browse??!

radioactiveradio@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 3y

Yeah, what else you gonna do?

PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 3y

Livin the dream

boCash@lemmy.blugatch.tube · 3 pts · 3y

/> born to shit

/> forced to wipe

HomerAtTheBat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

laughs in Japanese toilet

Fuck_u_spez_@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y (1 reply)

F I B E R

PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 3y

Holy shit, fiber can give me telekenitic abilities so I can pick up my phone that is out of reach?!?! 😯

gamey@feddit.rocks · -4 pts · 3y

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