I'm old. I only know how to make millennial memes. Idk how to make deep fried shit, let alone the newer stuff. Maybe I would if I could, but we'll never know.
No need to fret, your meme was good. I was merely expressing content as the fact that most posts on this /c/ are funny pictures (or not funny messages) and mostly none are memes.
The bidet gets its water from a clean water source. You're not washing your ass with dirty toilet bowl water. If you need to clean a wider target you kind of shimmy around a little. Obviously you have to dry off with something. Some people use washable towels, others use regular old tp.
I mean, it's not like you're pressure washing it. If it's splashing that much you're using too much pressure. Anyway I, I think I'm on safe ground in stating that it's still cleaner than smearing the poop around with paper, but you do you.
25 Comments
snowsuit2654@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 3y
Buy a bidet, it's worth it.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 3y
This club is stanky-ass only, get your clean ass outta here!
MrMamiya@feddit.de · 5 pts · 3y
I also enjoy a clean ass crack!
HurlingDurling@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 3y
Holy shit! An actual meme in this /c/ instead of some random ass image
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 3y
I'm old. I only know how to make millennial memes. Idk how to make deep fried shit, let alone the newer stuff. Maybe I would if I could, but we'll never know.
HurlingDurling@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 3y
No need to fret, your meme was good. I was merely expressing content as the fact that most posts on this /c/ are funny pictures (or not funny messages) and mostly none are memes.
demlet@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y
I got a bidet a couple years ago and forget sometimes that people still "clean" themselves with dry paper.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 3y
This place isn't for the likes of you clean-assed folks. Get outta here! If your ass don't smell, go to hell!
demlet@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
Look at my clean ass. Look at it before it destroys you!
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 3y
Nooooooooooooo
Nerorero@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 3y
I still don't get how that works. If you have diarrhea, the bidet will just spray it all over your butt cheeks
demlet@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
The bidet gets its water from a clean water source. You're not washing your ass with dirty toilet bowl water. If you need to clean a wider target you kind of shimmy around a little. Obviously you have to dry off with something. Some people use washable towels, others use regular old tp.
Nerorero@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 3y
I know that bidet water is clean. But the splash zone is full of little bits of shit
demlet@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
I mean, it's not like you're pressure washing it. If it's splashing that much you're using too much pressure. Anyway I, I think I'm on safe ground in stating that it's still cleaner than smearing the poop around with paper, but you do you.
Nerorero@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 3y
It probably is. But still. Whipes are best imo
demlet@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
Hey we all have our kinks.
yimby@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 3y
I'm not sure if you're joking, but in case you're not, the bidet sprays clean water from the wall, not dirty water from the bowl.
socsa@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 3y
Y'all really just be sitting there with shit on your ass while you browse??!
radioactiveradio@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 3y
Yeah, what else you gonna do?
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 3y
Livin the dream
boCash@lemmy.blugatch.tube · 3 pts · 3y
/> born to shit
/> forced to wipe
HomerAtTheBat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
laughs in Japanese toilet
Fuck_u_spez_@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
F I B E R
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 3y
Holy shit, fiber can give me telekenitic abilities so I can pick up my phone that is out of reach?!?! 😯
gamey@feddit.rocks · -4 pts · 3y