Trump touts productive call with Putin about ballroom sconces

https://theonion.com/trump-touts-productive-call-with-putin-about-ballroom-sconces/

Acknowledging that he was impressed by the foreign leader’s ability to compromise on all kinds of fixtures, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he had participated in a productive call with Russian President Vladimir Putin about ballroom sconces. “We spoke for several hours and made great progress in negotiating whether I should go with a gold or silver finish,” Trump said while examining various wall-mounted lighting options, adding that he was committed to reaching a diplomatic solution in finalizing the design of his planned $300 million White House ballroom. [...]

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Carvex@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 310d

Ain’t no fuckin way Titler knows the word Sconce.

MHLoppy@fedia.io · 4 pts · 310d
Darkcoffee@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 310d

Peak The Onion