Cyclist falls down 130-foot ravine, survives 3 days by drinking wine

Mon dieu, this is the most French thing I’ve ever heard.

Not surprising, my ex survived 12 years by drinking wine.

are wine ads going too far?

My cousin did something similar, but it was 3 feet and next to his refrigerator and he drank beer. For about 3 years.

Wonder why he fell down there in the first place? Probably also from drinking wine.