More than any other trophy, this morbid monstrosity, carefully constructed from the unholy amalgamation of acrylic and bleached bone by a cadaverous craftsman muttering curses under their breath, communicates clearly and without qualm, "I am victor over all denizens of the realm, especially Jim."
I just really liked the idea of someone wandering into the back of the trophy shop, past the unusually heavy iron door that wasn't there last year and pointing to this inside a shadowy display case with a big thick padlock.
"You want it engraved?.... Okay, uh, well what text?"
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ink@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 313d
Finally, something worth competing for!
More than any other trophy, this morbid monstrosity, carefully constructed from the unholy amalgamation of acrylic and bleached bone by a cadaverous craftsman muttering curses under their breath, communicates clearly and without qualm, "I am victor over all denizens of the realm, especially Jim."
Pencilnoob@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 313d
Yessss ink, you get it!
I just really liked the idea of someone wandering into the back of the trophy shop, past the unusually heavy iron door that wasn't there last year and pointing to this inside a shadowy display case with a big thick padlock.
"You want it engraved?.... Okay, uh, well what text?"