A motorcycle. I don't know exactly what make and model, but I would guess to be something Suzuki, but you're looking at the front of the bike, with the light at the bottom, and the SS is stuck behind the wind deflector, or "windshield" as some might refer to it as.
Picture might help give an idea.
It’s something about the reputation. All of those super sport bikes are insanely powerful but it always seems like the worst people to own them are riding GSXRs (we called them Gixxers). I used to race (on a track) and we would see racers come in with second hand GSXRs that had been repaired from accidents, totaled, sold by insurance, and turned into track bikes.
In high school?! Shit… Good thing we have a more sane system in Germany about bikes specifically. You can't just legally drive a high-performing bike when you're young, you have to work your way up from AM (45kmh, 4kw, 50cm³, as early as age 15), then A1 (11kw, 125cm³, 16 years old), A2 (35kw, 18 years old) to A (unlimited, 20 years old if you got A2 for at least 2 years). Only if you're age 24 or older you can go directly to A as it's assumed you're adult enough, and well, freedom and all.
Still, too many people drive superbikes on the Autobahn like they're living in GTA… but at least not out of youthful ignorance, but simply stupidity.
Yeah, when you're 18 you can go directly to A2 and after 2 years do the unlimited A license. Or directly A1 when 16, only the unlimited A license got this 2 year time limit if you're too young so seasoned young drivers don't need to wait all the way until they're 24 if they already got experience with handling bikes and a feeling for the dangers of high speed (at least that's the hope).
AM, A1 and A2 also got a special paragraph for trikes since they're heavier, so it takes a tiny bit more engine power to achieve the same acceleration and max speed.
It almost looks like some form of temporary registration, shoved up under the plastic. The one bit of semi-legible writing doesn't look like english though.
Can you dox them or just otherwise fuck their shit up with this information? (Not here because I don't know how identifiable you are but just anywhere.) Sucks that you have to live next to these people 😣
This is 2025 America. The fact that they are comfortable enough to put it dead center on their bike speaks volumes about how little worry they have about being outed as a nazi.
Yeah you're right and that's fucking bleak. Still, I'm sure there are some people in your boat who aren't okay with having a Nazi living next door, working for them, etc.
Maybe? Maybe not? If this SS bolt is on the person's motorcycle, it could plausibly be seen by dozens of members of the public. In any case, I did mention not to do it with this account for this exact reason.
Cow and horse poops aren't actually a good choice - sure, you can get them in a large quantity, but they're mostly fiber, so they dissolve in water very easily and are too easy to wash off.
You want poop with lots of fat in it, so something from an animal that eats meat. I'm biased, but in my opinion snake poop would be a superb choice, if you can get your hands on some. It's dense, hard to wash off and smells like actual death - so even a small, well placed piece would already be very effective.
As an aside, how is it legal to install spiked bolt caps on the front of your motorbike fairing?
If they collide with anyone - even at low speed - a standard bolt cap compared with a spiked one could mean the difference between a minor injury and serious injury/death.
But seriously, the chances are so low that it was likely never considered. Politicians have to pass a law to make something like that illegal, and what politician is even going to think about this, much less bring it up for a vote?
Mix some grease with small ball bearings rolled around in sulphuric acid, the acid should make the bearings dark enough to take them out if they ride at night.
Don't slash. They can get you for destruction of property. Get a set of tire valve stem core remover tools and just unscrew the stem core without taking it out. Constant tire pressure loss. They'll likely replace the tires and you can do it again. So much more nazi time wasted than slashing the tires.
43 Comments
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 92 pts · 294d
probably got a government gig recently
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 45 pts · 294d
It wouldn't surprise me.
RagnarokOnline@programming.dev · 45 pts · 294d
What the fuck is this even a picture of? A space marine pauldron?
BogusCabbage@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 294d
A motorcycle. I don't know exactly what make and model, but I would guess to be something Suzuki, but you're looking at the front of the bike, with the light at the bottom, and the SS is stuck behind the wind deflector, or "windshield" as some might refer to it as. Picture might help give an idea.
assembly@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 294d
Wild guess but I’m thinking Suzuki GSXR. They also have a bad rep in the motorcycle community due to the people that have bought them.
mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 294d
One of my brother’s friends bought one back in high school and within a couple weeks he was medevac’d from a major freeway by helicopter
assembly@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 294d
It’s something about the reputation. All of those super sport bikes are insanely powerful but it always seems like the worst people to own them are riding GSXRs (we called them Gixxers). I used to race (on a track) and we would see racers come in with second hand GSXRs that had been repaired from accidents, totaled, sold by insurance, and turned into track bikes.
Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de · 11 pts · 294d
In high school?! Shit… Good thing we have a more sane system in Germany about bikes specifically. You can't just legally drive a high-performing bike when you're young, you have to work your way up from AM (45kmh, 4kw, 50cm³, as early as age 15), then A1 (11kw, 125cm³, 16 years old), A2 (35kw, 18 years old) to A (unlimited, 20 years old if you got A2 for at least 2 years). Only if you're age 24 or older you can go directly to A as it's assumed you're adult enough, and well, freedom and all.
Still, too many people drive superbikes on the Autobahn like they're living in GTA… but at least not out of youthful ignorance, but simply stupidity.
hoppolito@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 293d
Huh, that’s a super interesting system. If you’re 18 can you also directly go to A2 or is it all gradual from one to the next?
Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 292d
Yeah, when you're 18 you can go directly to A2 and after 2 years do the unlimited A license. Or directly A1 when 16, only the unlimited A license got this 2 year time limit if you're too young so seasoned young drivers don't need to wait all the way until they're 24 if they already got experience with handling bikes and a feeling for the dangers of high speed (at least that's the hope).
AM, A1 and A2 also got a special paragraph for trikes since they're heavier, so it takes a tiny bit more engine power to achieve the same acceleration and max speed.
seathru@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 294d
9-13 Yamaha FZ7. Seriously fun bikes.
R00bot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 294d
Read the caption brotha
sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 294d
It doesn't look like a bike to me, it looks like something underwater but also dry somehow.
snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 294d
Looks like the front of a bike to me, admittedly a weirdly shaped and pretty roughed up bike but still pretty definitively bike looking.
fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 294d
I'm confused by what it's on.
Did they spray paint some SSes and just kept the newspaper they painted it on?
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 294d
It almost looks like some form of temporary registration, shoved up under the plastic. The one bit of semi-legible writing doesn't look like english though.
R00bot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 294d
That's fair. I think it's the front of the bike.
AndyMFK@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 294d
https://lemmy.world/comment/20286789
RagnarokOnline@programming.dev · 2 pts · 294d
Oh dang lol. I totally missed that last sentence
axexrx@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 294d
Headlight and bottom of the windshield
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org · 36 pts · 294d
Can you dox them or just otherwise fuck their shit up with this information? (Not here because I don't know how identifiable you are but just anywhere.) Sucks that you have to live next to these people 😣
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 84 pts · 294d
This is 2025 America. The fact that they are comfortable enough to put it dead center on their bike speaks volumes about how little worry they have about being outed as a nazi.
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org · 31 pts · 294d
Yeah you're right and that's fucking bleak. Still, I'm sure there are some people in your boat who aren't okay with having a Nazi living next door, working for them, etc.
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 294d
They'd be doxxing themself as well if they did this
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 294d
Maybe? Maybe not? If this SS bolt is on the person's motorcycle, it could plausibly be seen by dozens of members of the public. In any case, I did mention not to do it with this account for this exact reason.
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 294d
spookz@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 294d
Zgierwoj@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 294d
You didnt read the title. "Moved in next door"
spookz@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 294d
celeste@feddit.org · 24 pts · 294d
Put up some nice decorations in the area
Taalnazi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 294d
Why not smear cow poop over it? (Use throwaway gloves while doing so, and burn them after).
python@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 293d
Cow and horse poops aren't actually a good choice - sure, you can get them in a large quantity, but they're mostly fiber, so they dissolve in water very easily and are too easy to wash off.
You want poop with lots of fat in it, so something from an animal that eats meat. I'm biased, but in my opinion snake poop would be a superb choice, if you can get your hands on some. It's dense, hard to wash off and smells like actual death - so even a small, well placed piece would already be very effective.
festnt@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 293d
that's a good idea, but where do i get cow poop and not get filmed by any cameras
pulsewidth@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 294d
As an aside, how is it legal to install spiked bolt caps on the front of your motorbike fairing?
If they collide with anyone - even at low speed - a standard bolt cap compared with a spiked one could mean the difference between a minor injury and serious injury/death.
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de · 14 pts · 294d
The reason it's legal? Because it's not illegal.
ha ha
But seriously, the chances are so low that it was likely never considered. Politicians have to pass a law to make something like that illegal, and what politician is even going to think about this, much less bring it up for a vote?
Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de · 10 pts · 294d
Probably USA, so "freedom".
King_Bob_IV@startrek.website · 4 pts · 294d
Most of the time they are lightweight plastic shells and will crumple before causing any extra damage.
iamdisappoint@reddthat.com · 21 pts · 294d
Nah, bro, it's a Super Sport! /s
RubberElectrons@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 294d
Mix some grease with small ball bearings rolled around in sulphuric acid, the acid should make the bearings dark enough to take them out if they ride at night.
thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 294d
Where do you put the ball bearings?
spookz@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 27 pts · 294d
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 293d
Hard to ride with slashed tires.
OptimusPrimeDownfall@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 292d
Don't slash. They can get you for destruction of property. Get a set of tire valve stem core remover tools and just unscrew the stem core without taking it out. Constant tire pressure loss. They'll likely replace the tires and you can do it again. So much more nazi time wasted than slashing the tires.
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 283d
Very good point. I was speaking more from a "don't get caught" scenario. But you're totally right. No one wants a destruction of property charge.
Also agreed with the more time wasted the better.
ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 293d
You have a civic duty to get them out of there.
W3dd1e@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 293d
I saw a biker with this tattoo at a stoplight. Wtf is wrong with people.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 293d
Light it on fire