How should I go about getting kicked out of a convent?

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16 Comments

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 306d (2 replies)

Do you just want to get kicked out, or are you looking to make an appearance on the evening news?

actionjbone@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 306d (1 reply)

I don't see why one should preclude the other

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 306d

Not at all, the former is just the baseline goal. To provide good feedback I need to know whether there are other goals to be attained as well. Someone fainting? An arrest? Building condemnation? A statement from the Pope?

sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 306d (1 reply)

Try to convince the nuns to smoke weed

bizzle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 306d

Does the Book not say "every plant bearing seed and every seed of it's fruit"?

actionjbone@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 306d (2 replies)

Epoxy a giant dildo to the big Jesus that hangs from the cross

Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 306d (1 reply)

Jesus is already supremely hung.

PunnyName@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 306d

And a bottom, since he gets nailed all the time.

Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 306d (1 reply)

Start hitting on all the other nuns.

Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 306d

Kicked out or elected mother superior.

Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 306d
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Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 306d

If just leaving voluntarily isn't your style, and you need to make a splash I recommend sin - give everyone e, a dance music party cum orgy with an only fans channel.

Coopr8@kbin.earth · 2 pts · 306d

Demand to be elevated to the priesthood, works every time.

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 306d (4 replies)

Well taking a dump on the floor is a safe bet to get kicked out of any space, so I'm sure it'll work there

VeryVito@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 306d (3 replies)
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Tenderizer78@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 306d (2 replies)

Calling it the "White House" now may be a bit misleading.

PunnyName@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 306d (1 reply)

Not really, it's full of white supremacists.

Tenderizer78@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 306d

But the building itself sure isn't white anymore (or in one piece for that matter).