The government shutdown is starting to have cosmic consequences

https://arstechnica.com/space/2025/11/faa-says-commercial-rockets-must-launch-at-night-citing-government-shutdown/

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solrize@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 299d (2 replies)

Cosmic???

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 299d

Yeah, talk about hyperbole. The cosmos DGAF. 🤌🏼

"Astronomical" would've been a more accurate term.

0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 299d

Didn't you know? USA is the center of the universe? If US falls, it'll collapse into a schwarzschild radius and take the whole universe with it. 😭

Watch some hollywood sci-fi, dude. It's all very clearly explained by how most of the universe speaks fluent US English.

Maeve@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 299d

I'm not convinced this is a bad thing.