You're gross

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15 Comments

TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 312d (1 reply)

What's grosser than gross ?

You.

Alice@hilariouschaos.com · 2 pts · 312d

But you're grosser then me, so..

jrwperformance@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 312d (1 reply)

Nah ah. You're face is gross.

Alice@hilariouschaos.com · 2 pts · 312d

Yea, im

G – Grateful — seeing the good even in the mess.

R – Radiant — shining through darkness with your own light.

O – Open-hearted — embracing life and people without fear.

S – Strong — standing tall no matter what’s thrown your way.

S – Sacred — honoring your worth and the beauty of being alive.

over_clox@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 312d (1 reply)

"Doctor, you can remove your finger now.."

me licking his fingers..

"Ah, the salad just needed a bit more lube..."

Wait wait... 🤮

Alice@hilariouschaos.com · 3 pts · 312d

Salad tossed.

iii@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 312d (1 reply)

I am? If you say so :( Weekend ruined 😢🌧

Alice@hilariouschaos.com · 1 pts · 312d

Easy mode

HurricaneLiz@hilariouschaos.com · 2 pts · 309d (6 replies)

I know this. I only shower and change my clothes once a week. And shockingly, I'm not homeless. I just don't have a very gooey body at age 43. Could never have gotten away with this in my 20s. But hey, I'm saving the rest of you a lot of freshwater resources, and those are pretty precious rn with the ground water tables emptying out, droughts, and AI data center stupidity all due to the Holocene.

Alice@hilariouschaos.com · 1 pts · 308d (5 replies)

Why only once a week?

HurricaneLiz@hilariouschaos.com · 2 pts · 306d (4 replies)

My hair starts to get oily! Bodies are so gross 😂

Alice@hilariouschaos.com · 1 pts · 306d (3 replies)

Mine use to do that too!

HurricaneLiz@hilariouschaos.com · 2 pts · 303d (2 replies)

You mean there's hope it'll stop?

Alice@hilariouschaos.com · 1 pts · 303d (1 reply)

Yea. I use to was my hair with bar soap to dry it out first, then wash with shampoo. It worked

HurricaneLiz@hilariouschaos.com · 2 pts · 303d

Oooh, nice!