None of us did, I got accused with it way back at a LAN party, were we all still had CRT screens. Never saw it again, but it’s still burned into my memory.
I was fucking a girl in the ass once and a hard chunk of shit fell onto the floor.
I had no idea what to do, and I kind of panicked and just kind of kicked it under her bed and kept going. I figured that was the best possible outcome for all involved.
We weren't together for that long. I do wonder when or if she found it.
25 Comments
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 85 pts · 311d
Identifying as female comes with a free opt-out from defecation, don't you know?
BallShapedMan@lemmy.world · 83 pts · 311d
No shit?
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 311d
None
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 311d
That's true. Ladies neither poop nor shit
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 17 pts · 311d
That must be why they are so full of it.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 311d
There’s some videos I can’t send you links.
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 311d
I don't want these videos anyway
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 311d
None of us did, I got accused with it way back at a LAN party, were we all still had CRT screens. Never saw it again, but it’s still burned into my memory.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 310d
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 311d
And then after you're done messing around, get yourself a REAL Jersey Flirt Who Hershey Squirts and finally settle down.
BallShapedMan@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 311d
What the fuck did I just read....
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 311d
BallShapedMan@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 311d
Wow... I've lived such a sheltered life with continent partners....
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 311d
I was fucking a girl in the ass once and a hard chunk of shit fell onto the floor.
I had no idea what to do, and I kind of panicked and just kind of kicked it under her bed and kept going. I figured that was the best possible outcome for all involved.
We weren't together for that long. I do wonder when or if she found it.
verdantbanana@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 311d
age old question
to throw the bedding away or to risk a surprise next time your put clothes on
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 311d
If a wedding ring draws the ladies, just try to imagine what the scent of a competitive female's scat must do. It's basic math?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 311d
Did I stutter or...?
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 311d
MycelialMass@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 311d
Omg dude that made me cackle
MTZ@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 311d
She's bald! She's black!!!
JimmyTheGrate@aussie.zone · 21 pts · 311d
Wow… an actual shitpost
DrDystopia@lemy.lol · 14 pts · 311d
Poop like you mean it!
Jerkface@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 311d
SHIT LIKE A BITCH.
cRazi_man@europe.pub · 6 pts · 311d
My recommendation: be a girl that shits.
JayFonduh@lemmy.org · 1 pts · 309d
Graffiti everywhere you go! Literally!!!!