Everything must go (actual ad)

Seems legit.

The USA is being sold on Temu for basement prices because no one wants to deal with the mess...

As in, they're going to end operations in the US? Great news! Wish it could've happened sooner.

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I'm aware this likely means nothing of the sort.

My guess is some marketing intern over there saw this phrase on a shitty US flea market and was like, "that's a great slogan!"

you should mark nsfw for showing my privates - usa

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