c/shittyasklemmy · by actionjbone@sh.itjust.works · 272dHow will I know if my child is the next messiah? 10 points · 10 comments · view on lemmy.world
10 Comments
rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 272d
They'll be more untidy than every other child on the planet except for one. They won't be the messiest, but when compared to the third messiest child, they'll be the next messier.
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 7 pts · 272d
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Nemo@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 272d
Well, I guess if they're a rough beast slouching towards Bethlehem, that's an indication.
TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website · 5 pts · 272d
Is this your child ?
rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 272d
This is obviously them in school trying to learn that "BLOODS" hand sign thing
adj@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 272d
Can they predict when they were born?
daggermoon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 272d
Drop it off the balcony and see if it flies.
limer@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 272d
I would not assume anything. Just treat them extra special
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 272d
A strange man in a white robe will come at night to help deliver the baby
zeca@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 272d
They will show you the truth.