c/hackernews · by rssbot@lemmy.bestiver.se · 273dTim Cook could step down as Apple CEO 'as soon as next year https://9to5mac.com/2025/11/14/tim-cook-step-down-as-apple-ceo-as-soon-as-next-year-report/Comments 47 points · 10 comments · view on lemmy.world
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ABetterTomorrow@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 273d
Later hitler supporter
kingofras@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 273d
Sooner would be better. Surely can’t take that long to find a suitable place for him in the Trump regime.
tornavish@lemmy.cafe · 5 pts · 273d
Clearly they need to bring Jobs back.
dparticiple@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 273d
Sorry, Steve is a little preoccupied in the afterlife: https://www.forbes.com/sites/timworstall/2012/08/23/apparently-steve-jobs-is-now-half-a-yak-and-lives-in-a-silver-and-crystal-castle/ (just found this the other day, despite the article being from 2012 and couldn't resist sharing!)
Tronn4@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 273d
More time to enjoy bending over for trump
AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 273d
And nothing of value was lost.
UsefulInfoPlz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 273d
It’s wishful thinking in this day and age but someone with vision beyond dollar signs would be great.
noxypaws@pawb.social · 2 pts · 272d
He should step down as a living, breathing human.
Fuck this piece of bootlicking trash.
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 273d
I'd say he has at least 2-3 gold bars left in him.
Akasazh@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 272d
I wish they would re-embrace 'Think Different'