Energy drinks

Potion of shit your whole ass

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37 Comments

RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip · 64 pts · 267d (5 replies)

My problem with this is that mixing all of these would necessarily average out the caffeine/vitamin contents of all the parts, which would then necessarily be less than whichever ingredient had the most.

Pacattack57@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 267d (3 replies)

Haha I was thinking the same. It would taste gross and be the same amount of caffeine if not less than the original drink. Gatorade and caffeine is a good mix though since caffeine dehydrates you.

sundray@lemmus.org · 7 pts · 267d (2 replies)

Reduce it down to a syrup on the other hand...

Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 267d (1 reply)

At that point just buy caffeine powder and up the content to whatever makes your heart flutter

CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 265d

or just snort it up

Korne127@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 259d

That's exactly what I've thought as well. It seems that many people had the intuitive thought that this would add the concentration of caffeine of each ingredient, but in the end, that's just an average and not much worse than each of them.

glups@piefed.social · 46 pts · 267d (1 reply)

Slurm

danekrae@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 267d

gegil@sopuli.xyz · 28 pts · 267d (1 reply)

This drink is more energy dense than uranium.

Mongostein@lemmy.ca · 28 pts · 267d

It’s gross but, unless they evaporated a bunch of the water, it’ll be somewhere in the middle of the most and least energy-filled drink in there when it comes to density.

floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 23 pts · 267d (1 reply)

Discover all the funny rhythms your heart can make!

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 267d

And not make!

Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 267d (2 replies)
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roguetrick@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 267d (1 reply)

Ooh, that looks good.

chaogomu@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 267d

I loved TF2 back in the day. I should see what the game is like these days.

Etterra@discuss.online · 21 pts · 267d

They didn't dissolve any hard drugs in there? What is this, amateur hour? Call me when you've added a few grams of cocaine and meth.

(Don't actually do this you'll probably die)

sheridan@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 267d (1 reply)

Why is it glowing? 😳

thenoirwolfess@lemmynsfw.com · 18 pts · 267d

LED under the bottle

nerdks@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 267d (2 replies)

Does it give you 10 hours of energy or double energy for 5 hours?

Broadfern@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 267d (1 reply)

It gives you a heart attack.

Gork@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 267d

So 10 hours of energy condensed into a 10 second event.

Lnid984@feddit.org · 11 pts · 267d

For the night from Friday to Thursday

Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 267d (1 reply)

My go to exam juice was 50/50 mix of orange juice and monster with 5 tablespoons of instant coffee and 40mg of ritalin.

Chug it over the course of a 5 hour exam. Wouldn't really be in control, but I got decent grades.

SlurpingPus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 267d
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wolfrasin@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 267d (2 replies)

Guess what color your liver is!

ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 7 pts · 267d

A nice radioactive green.

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 267d

The fun part is after you guess you get to find out when your liver fails and you get a transplant

slaacaa@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 267d (5 replies)

Reminds me of a drink we mixed a lot with friends at university. I don’t remember the exact proportions, but the contents were:

  • Blue Powerade
  • Energy drink (cheapest store brand we could find)
  • Vodka

We called it Tsunami.

swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 267d (1 reply)

We just did 50/50 Everclear and red Kool-Aid. We called it "Everclear Kool-Aid".

tym@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 267d
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chaogomu@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 267d

We had one called manslaughter, it was basically just vodka, Red Bull, and Kool aid.

But the kicker was the pineapple. Sliced pineapple that had soaked in everclear for an hour before mixing everything else.

SlurpingPus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 267d

Where I am, a combo of an energy drink and alcohol is called ‘see-saw’, because it whacks the brain pretty good.

tym@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 267d
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bassgirl09@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 267d (2 replies)

WOW. That can't taste good...or be very good for human consumption.

FerretyFever0@fedia.io · 7 pts · 267d (1 reply)

Only one way to find out.

MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 266d

Have someone else drink it who’s dumb enough to try?

Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 267d

Heart attack in a bottle

Matty_r@programming.dev · 8 pts · 267d

At least be scientific about it:

Making the world's most powerful Red Bull

sundray@lemmus.org · 4 pts · 267d

It's a little potion we like to call, "Enemies Explode."

Sabata11792@ani.social · 4 pts · 267d
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 267d