coffee or tea

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8 Comments

MxM111@kbin.social · 21 pts · 3y (2 replies)

A waiter brings baverage of questionable qualty to a customer.
Customer: "What even is it? Coffee or tea?"
Waiter: "Can't you tell?"
Customer: "No!!"
Waiter: "But then, why do you care?"

wandermind@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 3y (1 reply)

This has the energy of one of those old Soviet jokes

MxM111@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y

That's because it is.

stefenauris@pawb.social · 15 pts · 3y

I love these lol

CaffeinatedBookDragon@nerdculture.de · 9 pts · 3y (2 replies)
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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 3y (1 reply)

So what you're saying is that you drink hemp tea? The latter half of my handle approves, the former prefers fly agaric.

CaffeinatedBookDragon@nerdculture.de · 3 pts · 3y
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GreenMario@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 3y

You see Abigail, this is why you're still single. Now bring me some coffee.

Kalcifer@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 3y

!trippinthroughtime@lemmy.ca

TheCee@programming.dev · 4 pts · 3y

Time to shitpost.

DefinitelyNotBirds@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 3y
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