It's underground, how would a bird with a bagel get in there?
I heard it was an inside job, the bagel was already there at the facility! Then it was a piece of cake, or a whole bagel for a ferret that ran off with it into the particle collider - Where it got fried!
Maybe it got collided into a ferretbagelmonster in another timeline/parallel universe?
I always see similar banners on wikipedia, but not this one, even with ublock. I guess from the wording this was targeted to users in the US, that's why I haven't seen it.
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harmbugler@piefed.social · 20 pts · 284d
Can we go back and party like it's 1999
toynbee@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 284d
I'm cool with it.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 284d
Or at least 2015.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 284d
November 2009. That's when a bird dropped a bagel into the LHC and broke the timeline
DrDystopia@lemy.lol · 5 pts · 284d
It's underground, how would a bird with a bagel get in there?
I heard it was an inside job, the bagel was already there at the facility! Then it was a piece of cake, or a whole bagel for a ferret that ran off with it into the particle collider - Where it got fried!
Maybe it got collided into a ferretbagelmonster in another timeline/parallel universe?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 284d
your question is how did a bird get into a giant tunnel?
DrDystopia@lemy.lol · 3 pts · 284d
Ferret. Easier to crawl in. It's in there, I just checked .
idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 284d
What is this headline? Where do you see it?
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 284d
Looks like it's Wikipedia's current fundraising banner thing, since I couldn't figure out what OP meant. Ad blockers for a win.
SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 284d
I use adblockers... but I also donate montly. Wikipedia is good for humanity, and it needs to stay free from corporate money as long as possible.
idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 283d
I always see similar banners on wikipedia, but not this one, even with ublock. I guess from the wording this was targeted to users in the US, that's why I haven't seen it.
toynbee@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 284d
Any time I access Wikipedia.
tym@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 283d
Mubelotix@jlai.lu · -4 pts · 283d
Yes, please pay. Censoring articles about Gaza costs money!