A robbery of sorts

Robbing that poor sandwich artist of his innocence

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10 Comments

Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 24 pts · 270d (1 reply)

These are supposed to be shitposts, not a documentary on my Tuesday evenings.

Tuesday Evenings with Clent Samuels

TheMilk@lemdro.id · 9 pts · 270d

Who toucha my spaghet? 🤌

sundray@lemmus.org · 6 pts · 270d

Say, how good is that sauce, anyway?

A hip, a hop, a skip

I dip my dick in the salsa dip

On a taco Tuesday

Can I spaff on your booblays?

Feel free to say no

Bald, mean, and full of beans!

Remember to have an erection

bigboitricky@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 269d (1 reply)

There's a choice?

There's the "old mans low hanger"-version where the flaccid schlong is as a third testicle and the gun is where the erection should be.

Needs less pelvic motion.

Bazell@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 270d

Old but still funny.