Reality Check: EU Council Chat Control Vote is Not a Retreat, But a Green Light for Indiscriminate Mass Surveillance and the End of Right to Communicate Anonymously

Listen, guys. The oligarchy urgently needs to implement a totalitarian fascist dictatorship before automation renders billions of people unemployable.

You understand, right? They need to surveil everyone 24/7, otherwise the 99% might successfully organise a revolt and redistribute the collective output of human civilisation before we achieve GAI, or have produced armies of killbots capable of genociding the masses who are incapable of providing any value to capitalism.

There really isn't any alternative. It's their god given right to own all matter, space, and time in the universe, and — most unfortunately — you can't exist without consuming or occupying an infinitesimally small microcosm of it.

This is a disgrace. The only way this can’t conflict with the charter on eu citizens human rights is by calling all eu citizens criminals.