2nd gym rule

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9 Comments

obsidianfoxxy7870@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 24 pts · 267d (2 replies)

I sent this bf and he loves it.

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 267d (1 reply)

What kind of job did he give you?

Holytimes@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 266d

Hopefully one with plenty of after care. That shits expensive.

LordAmplifier@pawb.social · 16 pts · 266d

Please, someone just collar me and I'll be your obedient little pet*

*You'll also have to take care of me, feed me, pay my bills etc. because pets don't have jobs UwU

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 266d (1 reply)

when i heard of "white collar" jobs, i genuinely thought it was a metaphor for those kindsa controlling collars, as i didnt know those top parts of business shirts werr called collars at all ---- like -

the boss giving each worker a differently colored collar based off of their job to make them feel special--- whilenstill very much controlling things and stealing all the möni.

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 266d

you're not wrong

Septimaeus@infosec.pub · 8 pts · 266d (2 replies)

Boom. Clerical collar. Now bless me father, for I have sinned.

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 266d

Forgive me daddy, for I've been very naughty 🙏

VAVHV@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 265d

Ah I see you want the molestjob