That's where you find the real deals! I don't ask where that turkey came from, I don't wanna know, and I don't expect you to provide me with a receipt, just hand over the turkey-like substance and I'll hand over the money-like money and we allllll walk away happy.
14 Comments
Screen_Shatter@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 248d
This is for you Fry, Zevulon the Great. He's teriyaki style.
random_character_a@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 248d
Looks fine to me. Just needs some Giorgio A. Tsoukalos on it.
fonix232@fedia.io · 5 pts · 248d
Yep, some Tsoukal-sauce should fix it right up
tomiant@piefed.social · 3 pts · 248d
And the real one too with the hair cap, the one without the hair cap is just not trustworthy as a sauce.
tomiant@piefed.social · 2 pts · 248d
I'm not saying it's too dry, but it's too dry.
sausager@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 248d
Did you forget to put a damp paper towel over it? Rookie mistake
tomiant@piefed.social · 7 pts · 248d
Nothing? That's how it's supposed to look.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 248d
Will gravy fix it? I got a deal on the turkey.
Bought it from this guy in a Bass Pro Shop parking lot.
tomiant@piefed.social · 1 pts · 247d
That's where you find the real deals! I don't ask where that turkey came from, I don't wanna know, and I don't expect you to provide me with a receipt, just hand over the turkey-like substance and I'll hand over the money-like money and we allllll walk away happy.
not_me@piefed.social · 6 pts · 248d
JayFonduh@lemmy.org · 3 pts · 248d
Your human-catalyst was too troubled during transcendence and lost its purpose. Full motivation and drive are required before stepping beyond.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 248d
That's what I thought, but I baisted.
overkrill@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 248d
ad woter
phaedrus@piefed.world · 2 pts · 248d
ayyyyyy lmao
unknown@piefed.social · 2 pts · 247d
Ayyyy lmao.
I still can't believe how many people thought this was a real fucking alien.