He will take your hair

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11 Comments

dumbass@piefed.social · 4 pts · 299d (1 reply)

Dude, I'm letting you catch up so you're not walking alone!

Hereforpron2@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 299d

But where you saw only one set of footprints, that's where scroncho was still catching up

krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 299d (1 reply)

That's why I leave some hair under my pillow every night.

lesnout27@feddit.org · 2 pts · 296d

Some hair for Scroncho, some dirt for the dirt man

Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 299d (1 reply)

What if I put scroncho in a cage?

SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 299d

Scroncho rights activists won't let you off easy

ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 299d (1 reply)

Scroncho left my hair but took my sense of self worth

SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 299d

Scroncho did not appreciate the greasy hair

Cruxifux@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 299d (1 reply)

Ugh I should jog today. Thank you Schroncho

SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 299d

Schroncho is happy to help.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 299d

Not if I throw my phone down a well, stupid image on a piece of plastic!

I will microwave you motherfucker, don't even play