Me_irl

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9 Comments

Saapas@piefed.zip · 14 pts · 267d

My skincare routine for the morning is to take the gunk out of my eyes

Slovene@feddit.nl · 11 pts · 267d (9 replies)

I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

MohamedMoney@feddit.org · 10 pts · 267d

Impressive. Very nice. Let’s see Paul Allen’s morning skincare routine.

Soku@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 267d

And when do you take the time to scream into the pillow?

Dyskolos@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 267d (4 replies)
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MohamedMoney@feddit.org · 4 pts · 267d (1 reply)

They’re not serious. It’s a quote from American Psycho.

Dyskolos@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 266d
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Slovene@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 266d (1 reply)
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 266d
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leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 266d

And yet Paul Allen's card is still orders of magnitude better.

blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 267d
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Klnsfw@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 266d

I need to sleep these 25 minutes more, even if it means skipping the screaming-in-pillow step

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 266d

Warm shower, cold rinse, shea butter.