The Red Nose of Power

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four@lemmy.zip · 40 pts · 249d (1 reply)

One reindeer to guide them all

PunnyName@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 248d

And in the darkness, blind them!

Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 23 pts · 249d (2 replies)

At least he and fly himself to Mordor to cast himself into the volcano. No need for the eagle debate

OshaqHennessey@midwest.social · 1 pts · 247d (1 reply)

There was never any need for the eagle debate. In the books, the idea of the eagles is explicitly rejected by Gandalf because it would have been too obvious and too risky. Sauron would surely see them riding the eagles, and the eagles could have been corrupted by the ring's power.

Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 247d

I suppose you tell little kids that Sauron isn't real either

partial_accumen@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 249d

8 rings for the reindeer of the north, and to Santa's sleigh in the darkness of xmas morning, bind them.

Apeman42@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 247d (1 reply)

One nose to rule them all

One nose to guide them

One nose to lead them all

And through the darkness fly them

In the lands of Kringle, where the Krampus lies

Bakkoda@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 247d

o/

Alpacalypse@crazypeople.online · 2 pts · 247d

Lmfao this is amazing