the december issue

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34 Comments

mcz@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 279d (3 replies)

Thank you for creating content! As an antinatalist, I stopped getting born. Experiencing birth really changed me. Now instead of being born I'm really into guided missiles. You'll find my essay inside.

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 15 pts · 279d

This post is sponsored by Lockheed Martin.

SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 6 pts · 279d (1 reply)

How many times were you born again?

mcz@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 279d

As a born again antinatalist, at least once!

SuspiciousDuck@mastodon.arch-linux.cz · 16 pts · 279d (4 replies)

@pmjv she's hot where i can get her contact

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 12 pts · 279d (2 replies)

In your phonebook!

CubitOom@infosec.pub · 14 pts · 279d (1 reply)

Idk if to upvote or downvote as phone bad but book good.

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 13 pts · 279d

Yes, it is one of the oldest philosophical conundrums.

SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 5 pts · 279d

I think her contact fell out over where she was hit by one of those cheap guided missiles the kids were playing with.

null@piefed.nullspace.lol · 11 pts · 279d (4 replies)

I do love a good 12 egg salad.

mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 279d

it's just so obviously the right amount

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 279d

The right amount is key to a good recipe!

elevenbones@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 278d

I replaced the 12 eggs with 12 bananas and it did not turn out very well.

SlurpingPus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 277d

What I have to say about ‘egg salad’.

Why is egg on bread called ‘salad’, what is that nonsense.

jdr@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 279d (2 replies)

You're my content of the year

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 11 pts · 279d (1 reply)

jdr@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 279d

After you scored OpenBSD 7.7 it was a foregone conclusion.

Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 279d (1 reply)

What flavor is powering these missiles? I must know!

Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 6 pts · 277d

Curry ketchup.

ramius345@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 279d (2 replies)

I'm a child, can I have some guided missiles?

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 279d (1 reply)

Ask Santa Claus in the mall!

Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 277d

Santa gets this panicking look on his eyes when he sees me. Can I fix this with missiles?

qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 279d (1 reply)

Thank you for creating content!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 279d

My pleasure!

pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 279d (2 replies)

Who's placing bets on the content of the year?

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 279d

I hope it's Handa.

mcz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 279d

This content review is really good! I'd place my bet on it.

cathfish@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 278d (2 replies)

Thank you for creating content of the year included issue cover content!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 278d (1 reply)

I hope you get to vote!

cathfish@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 278d

I always upvote upworth content!

pleasureyoucanmeasure@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 278d (1 reply)

Thank you for posting such engageable content!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 278d

My pleasure!

Deno@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 277d (1 reply)

Awesome!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 277d

Yeah!