She is a one trick pony and this is ALL she has. It's pathetic and desperate. Can you imagine being SO obsessed with YOURSELF and YOUR body? It's a mental illness. All of her other influencer friends have evolved with the times, pivoted and moved up. She has been the same old, same old song, dance and predicable recycled posts for 10 years now.
Lmfao. People are starting to get sick of her shit. I also laughed out loud at how her hair ends blend into her filtered stretch marks and the way her legs have zero skin texture.... She is such a loser.
She’ll take the ones saying “we’re not mad” which give great points along the way as “haha see you are mad!” Instead of actually taking the time to digest the good points the people are actually making because she’s too wrapped up in this stupid narrative she’s created. She tries way too hard to force people to hate her body so she can keep recycling these videos when the only thing to hate about her is the shitty narcissistic person she is.
Such nontent. This and the picture she posts of the PC brand candy cane ice cream. I guess she does it because she thinks her Canadiana is a a cool flex or something to Americans, but when fellow Ontarians/Canadians see it, it is just so lame and embarassing. A tub of ice cream I pass by in stores every single day. Cooooooooooool.
Just shoved it in her mouth and walked off camera like she is some kind of hero! It was weird and pointless. She looked like maybe she was even questioning wtf she was doing.
This looks like it used to be a different dress and she just tried to cut it into another style. Like how people would make tshirts into tank tops in the early 2000’s
Might be her mic or her tights. Worst outfit yet, maybe?! I know I don’t like her, so I’m going to think she looks like an idiot but her round table outfits silly. On the last season Lauren looked fun and Lauren’s profession is fashion so it made sense for her to be creative. But Bird just looks like she’s trying way too hard.
Imagine putting on a bikini in the winter just to go film a video like this in your bathroom lol. It’s embarassing. Like this is literally what she does in her big career job??
Sorry to break it to you. If you’ve lost this much weight, 2x in your life, especially at this age, your apron belly just doesn’t magically disappear. Your skin doesn’t have this kind of elasticity, even if you pretend you work out or have a personal trainer. You’ve either had procedures and/or filters.
Hahahahahahahaha I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣 if you’re able to watch her story this morning you’ll hear that dusty smelly husband of hers hacking and gagging LOUDLY in the background. Like why post this????
That’s embarassing. I’d never post a video if something like that was in the background, like she could’ve done without posting this video of the same morning ritual for the 100th time
this shocked me but also not shocked me? Haha. Bet the therapist gave her some hard truths about her online persona and she couldn’t accept it of course.
That user also likes to exploit her kids to strangers. Saw her entire profile, kids, and can find out exactly where she lives from what she posts. No wonder she drools over bird. Same brain cells, or lack-thereof
She’s ventured back into MJ filtering territory! All I can hear when I see this pic is her on the beach in Bahamas telling the other women it’s all about creating triangles. She’s really lost the plot.
Jesus the jowls are jowling. All this time and effort spent filtering and lying, and hiding and posing. Just go under the knife! She can well afford it 🤷🏻♀️
Probably assumes everyone is as insecure as she is and will care. It's kind of hilarious. Can you imagine an actual busy, famous person hanging out in reddit/gossip sites downvoting comments day after day? 😆
120 Comments
Rarepotato@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 281d
Comments (Facebook) under her recent rage bait/ trauma farm bikini post
BirdsaLiar@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 281d
The only thing she cares about is how she looks. Plain and simple.
Whaaambulence@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 280d
She is a one trick pony and this is ALL she has. It's pathetic and desperate. Can you imagine being SO obsessed with YOURSELF and YOUR body? It's a mental illness. All of her other influencer friends have evolved with the times, pivoted and moved up. She has been the same old, same old song, dance and predicable recycled posts for 10 years now.
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 280d
Lmfao. People are starting to get sick of her shit. I also laughed out loud at how her hair ends blend into her filtered stretch marks and the way her legs have zero skin texture.... She is such a loser.
Richbynameonly@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 281d
LOVE to see it 😂
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 280d
She’ll take the ones saying “we’re not mad” which give great points along the way as “haha see you are mad!” Instead of actually taking the time to digest the good points the people are actually making because she’s too wrapped up in this stupid narrative she’s created. She tries way too hard to force people to hate her body so she can keep recycling these videos when the only thing to hate about her is the shitty narcissistic person she is.
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 280d
Bang on!
GumboYaYa@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 280d
In your 40’s ma’am in just a few days! Love that you used 30 in the reel.
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 280d
She's already 40
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 284d
Riveting nontent
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 284d
ED classics. I used to curb the hunger pains with a spoonful too. She's fucked.
Richbynameonly@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 284d
Exactly this! (I did the same)
bellaportuguesexo@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 284d
I can’t watch her eat. Why does she always stick her tounge out?
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 284d
The most pointless content shoved beeteeen all her freebies of the day
Glowpop@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 283d
Such nontent. This and the picture she posts of the PC brand candy cane ice cream. I guess she does it because she thinks her Canadiana is a a cool flex or something to Americans, but when fellow Ontarians/Canadians see it, it is just so lame and embarassing. A tub of ice cream I pass by in stores every single day. Cooooooooooool.
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 284d
Does she suck on the spoon? I can't handle watching her anymore.
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 284d
Just shoved it in her mouth and walked off camera like she is some kind of hero! It was weird and pointless. She looked like maybe she was even questioning wtf she was doing.
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 284d
I wonder what her IQ is?
BirdsaLiar@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 284d
2
bellaportuguesexo@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 283d
Generous 😂😂
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 283d
Extremely generous!
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 282d
This is her real face as seen on network television.
Uterusofsteel@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 282d
Damn. She even photoshops her hairline. Girl, just get it lasered because at this point it's pathetic.
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 282d
This was definitely a choice!
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 282d
Embarrassed for her. That side boob isn't siding...
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 281d
Nope! It’s sliding!
BirdsaLiar@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 282d
I’m so embarrassed for her. It’s a train wreck.
Whaaambulence@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 282d
This looks like it used to be a different dress and she just tried to cut it into another style. Like how people would make tshirts into tank tops in the early 2000’s
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 282d
The more I see it the more tragic it gets
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 282d
Big ol square head
Whaaambulence@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 282d
L7 weenie
BirdsaLiar@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 282d
Sunglasses doing nothing for that big nose and dumbo ears.
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 280d
Hahaha. What a fail. 2 days and look at that engagement. Huge mistake on their part. Birdshit is done
Jojothesemiinvincible@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 280d
They clearly turned off commenting after the first post did terribly
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 280d
Commenting is still open. It just has none lol
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 280d
That’s brutal!
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 283d
Fingers crossed Venus and Coco go after her tonight 🤞🏻
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 283d
Everything is crossed!
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 283d
I know the answer.
Poofluencers@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 283d
How do you know?! 👀
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 283d
I’m watching a Halifax stream 😆 airs 1 hr early
Poofluencers@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 283d
Of course! 🤣 She never gets big cheers when she shows up to bfast!
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 283d
That god awful pink dress! Was that her black underwear showing at the back?
Poofluencers@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 283d
Might be her mic or her tights. Worst outfit yet, maybe?! I know I don’t like her, so I’m going to think she looks like an idiot but her round table outfits silly. On the last season Lauren looked fun and Lauren’s profession is fashion so it made sense for her to be creative. But Bird just looks like she’s trying way too hard.
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 283d
Ah yes Giving Tuesday! Where Birdshit proceeds to unbox more free shit to brag about ✌️
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 283d
Don't forget she told her followers ways to give back 🤪🙄 as if she ever does.
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 283d
She thinks Giving Tuesday means people give her new things for herself and her family to use. It’s all about taking for this one.
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 283d
Surprised he hasn’t filmed herself at market fresh yet giving out her Swiss chalet gift cards
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 282d
The way she lies to herself
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 282d
Imagine putting on a bikini in the winter just to go film a video like this in your bathroom lol. It’s embarassing. Like this is literally what she does in her big career job??
Again, her poor kids
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 282d
Another bathroom bathing suit reel. Zzz zzz The way she filters her own stretch marks off her body but says "here for the girls"
Uterusofsteel@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 282d
And where did her fupa flap go? Losing weight only makes it worse, not make it tighten up and dissappear
Richbynameonly@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 282d
Arrogant smug bitch
Whaaambulence@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 282d
Sorry to break it to you. If you’ve lost this much weight, 2x in your life, especially at this age, your apron belly just doesn’t magically disappear. Your skin doesn’t have this kind of elasticity, even if you pretend you work out or have a personal trainer. You’ve either had procedures and/or filters.
Uterusofsteel@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 282d
100% filters. It'll make a comeback later when she needs it for content. Same with her cellulite, I guess.
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 281d
Exactly!
BirdsaLiar@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 281d
Especially at 40.
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 282d
Umm, I don’t believe that for a minute!
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 282d
No bra and nips “for the girls”
Uterusofsteel@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 282d
A very accurate shirt.
Whaaambulence@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 282d
The shirt tells the truth more than she does
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 284d
Are they sharing the same singular brain cell?
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 284d
They are both beyond basic.
Richbynameonly@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 281d
Hahahahahahahaha I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣 if you’re able to watch her story this morning you’ll hear that dusty smelly husband of hers hacking and gagging LOUDLY in the background. Like why post this????
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 281d
Also the stains on this new couch. I guess they don’t need to take care of shit when they don’t have to pay for anything.
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 281d
Pump Up The Phlegm 🎵
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 281d
That’s embarassing. I’d never post a video if something like that was in the background, like she could’ve done without posting this video of the same morning ritual for the 100th time
ThatOrangeBird@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 280d
Who are the absolute weirdos that want to watch this child dance around every day and why is this idiot catering to them? Gross.
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 283d
Interesting revelation- I don’t think she took the time to reflect
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 283d
this shocked me but also not shocked me? Haha. Bet the therapist gave her some hard truths about her online persona and she couldn’t accept it of course.
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 283d
I was thinking the same thing
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 279d
This tool knows all about seeking attention for hits of dopamine. The accusations are real rich coming from her.
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 279d
Imagine talking about men seeking attention when it’s literally exactly what she’s doing with her posts
Only this woman would have me defending men 😂
Also filtering herself to look like a teenager 🙄
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 279d
She looks nothing like she does on traitors..... But everyone else on traitors looks themselves, interesting.
BirdsaLiar@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 279d
She’s literally ranting about what she does. It’s insane.
Rarepotato@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 278d
What was up with her jaw slinging ❄️ during this whole weird rant
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 278d
It wouldn't surprise me. ❄️👃🏼
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 278d
Can abusing ADHD meds have that effect?
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 278d
Ya that was crazy. I noticed that too.
Richbynameonly@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 284d
Bitch get overrrr yourself and be so for real 🤡
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 284d
Literally looks nothing like Mandy Moore lol
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 284d
Elysha with an E likes to kiss ass. Sarah looks NOTHING like Mandy Moore
Whaaambulence@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 283d
That user also likes to exploit her kids to strangers. Saw her entire profile, kids, and can find out exactly where she lives from what she posts. No wonder she drools over bird. Same brain cells, or lack-thereof
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 283d
Wow identical! 🤪
Gets told all the time just like getting told all the time she has an amazing jawline 🙄
Richbynameonly@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 283d
@facialSwelling@lemmy.ca killing it again with the perfect shots 👌🏼
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 283d
Thank you! Sarah makes it easy #thebirdspapaya #filters
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 283d
She’s ventured back into MJ filtering territory! All I can hear when I see this pic is her on the beach in Bahamas telling the other women it’s all about creating triangles. She’s really lost the plot.
ThatOrangeBird@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 282d
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 282d
Perfect!
ThatOrangeBird@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 282d
😆 There's not a single feature that matches...
No_really_why@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 284d
She paid for that comment to be written because she looks nothing like Mandy Moore, and is just trying to get attention.
BirdsaLiar@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 284d
Now that’s a load of shit.
Whaaambulence@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 283d
Replying to a comment in 6 mins? She has no life
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 283d
I mean... That's not a flex
Uterusofsteel@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 280d
THE NECK. I'M DYING
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 280d
That’s not the same neck people see on The Traitors every Tuesday night!
This is the neck
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 280d
Here’s another neck shot
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 282d
I'm laughing at this. She has no style, her body is melting and her hair extensions look like a bulky, greasy mess.
Richbynameonly@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 281d
Jesus the jowls are jowling. All this time and effort spent filtering and lying, and hiding and posing. Just go under the knife! She can well afford it 🤷🏻♀️
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 281d
This is what makes me mad, all of her lies can afford her the surgery I want... bitch!
BirdsaLiar@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 282d
Disaster head to toe.
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 281d
The long, dark root is an interesting choice.
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 281d
Embarrassing
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 281d
The artist 🧑🎨 did Fallon dirty 💀
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 281d
Lmaooooo wtf. Fallon is very pretty too, this is awful.
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 281d
Jealousy?
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 281d
3 minute bird nest hair. 10/10 🤡
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 285d
Great photo usage 😂😂😂
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 285d
Thanks goes to FraudulentFruit again! I forgot to give credit where it’s due!
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 284d
🙂
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 285d
She's so snatched!
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 280d
Someone is down voting hard today.
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 280d
I always wonder what they think downvoting is going to accomplish.
ThatOrangeBird@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 280d
Probably assumes everyone is as insecure as she is and will care. It's kind of hilarious. Can you imagine an actual busy, famous person hanging out in reddit/gossip sites downvoting comments day after day? 😆
Whaaambulence@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 280d
Somebody that doesn't have a #bigbossgirl job, like they claim they do