每次拉屎都尿尿但不是每次尿尿都拉屎。

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AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip · 21 pts · 295d (6 replies)

I know nobody asked but i will use my ability of being one of the 3 hungarian speakers on lemmy so here it is in hungarian: "Minden kakilás pisilés, de nem minden pisilés kakilás"

Drekaridill@lemmy.wtf · 12 pts · 295d (2 replies)

I'll do the same for Icelandic "Allir kúkutímar eru pissutímar en ekki allir pissutímar eru kúkutímar"

realitista@lemmus.org · 12 pts · 295d (1 reply)

I'll do the same for Sanskrit:

सर्वे पूसमयाः मूत्रसमयाः सन्ति किन्तु सर्वे मूत्रसमयाः पूसमयाः न भवन्ति

fartographer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 294d

I guess I gotta put this on a shirt before my next visit with my Brahmin in-laws

aldhissla@piefed.world · 6 pts · 295d (2 replies)

or rather "Minden kakilás pisilés, de nem minden pisilés kakilás." ?

AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 294d (1 reply)

Do you see the unedited version of my comment? I guess its a problem with the federation cause i very quickly corrected my comment to what you wrote cause it worked much better

aldhissla@piefed.world · 3 pts · 294d

Ah, now I see it... Yea, your edit might have lagged in federation.

rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 295d (5 replies)

Man... The Chinese language is supposed to encompass phrases within single characters, but this sentence is obviously longer in Chinese than it is in English.

Are you trying to trick us?

andros_rex@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 295d (3 replies)

They both have a close amount of syllables. A friend gifted me some extraordinary grass and the multiple counts I have made have failed on their account, but both the English and the mandarin have around 18 syllables [CI: 17-19, p<0.05]

AngularViscosity@piefed.social · 17 pts · 295d (2 replies)

A friend gifted me some extraordinary grass

That explains the nature of the shitpost 🤭

andros_rex@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 295d (1 reply)

It’s not helping that I just got this ad

syreus@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 295d

This is why I refuse to install Temu.

idunnololz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 294d

Just invent a story that examplifies this and then create an idiom for the story and you can say it in 4 characters /s

YICHM@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 295d

With context, this sentence can be simplified to

有屎必有尿;有尿不必有屎。

watson@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 295d

I, also, am potty-trained

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 7 pts · 295d

If you have diarrhea sometimes the shit tank refills before the piss tank.

EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 295d (2 replies)

すべてのうんちの時間はおしっこの時間でもあるが、すべてのおしっこの時間がうんちの時間というわけではない。

Siethron@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 294d

Supetenouchinobullshit kanji I never learned to readhaoshicconobullshit kanji I never learned to readdemaaruga, supetenooshicconobullshit kanji I never learned to readgaunchinobullshit kanji I never learned to readtoiuwakedehanai.

My general experience reading Japanese after failing out for being unable to learn kanji.

tja@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 295d

That looks more like japanese

BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 295d (2 replies)

Jokes on you, I peed 10 minutes ago but now I have to poop

SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 295d

ah but that's separate times

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 294d

not all peepee times are poopoo times.

Where_art_thou@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 295d

"All poopoo times are peepee times"

haha, amateurs

caesarxinsanium@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 294d

Sounds like a challenge