Pippin the Peacebringer

126 points · 14 comments · view on lemmy.world

14 Comments

bonenode@piefed.social · 16 pts · 279d (1 reply)
[ removed ]
Saapas@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 279d

Mordor refused to surrender after the first one

apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 279d (2 replies)

This is meme is about the eagles.

teft@piefed.social · 17 pts · 279d (1 reply)

The F15 Eagles?

apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 279d

Naww dog

dlhextall@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 279d (1 reply)

Pretty sure Pippin would have fool of a took'd the launch and nuked the undying lands.

ewo@piefed.ca · 2 pts · 279d

This is the most likely answer :)

DaGeek247@fedia.io · 7 pts · 279d (3 replies)

I'm gonna be honest; Legolas had magic elf eyes with hundreds of years of experience with his magical bow. I'm pretty sure giving him a modern sniper rifle would just be a side-grade at best and the book would be just about the same length.

PugJesus@piefed.social · 5 pts · 279d (1 reply)

I do remember him having ammo supply problems at Helm's Deep - think of how many more bullets he could've carried!

DaGeek247@fedia.io · 3 pts · 278d

At the cost of having to carry a bigass sniper rifle instead. I expect that he could have carried more ammo, yes, but one of the moves he pulled in the defense of helms deep was stabbing an orc in the eye with an arrow then pulling it out and firing it at another orc. I still think it would be a side-grade, rather than any sort of clear upgrade.

teft@piefed.social · 1 pts · 279d

If you've got super vision increasing it by some factor is still going to be a net gain.

But he'd probably be limited by the ammo more than anything.

xxce2AAb@feddit.dk · 5 pts · 279d

It certainly saves a lot of paper.

Gutek8134@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 279d

Chapter two : Hobbiton is considered a threat to Rohan. A coalition forms with the elves and Gondor to sabotage and/or steal the big boom stick. Gandalf and Isengard publicly express worry for the peaceful state of the world.

Ininewcrow@piefed.ca · 5 pts · 279d

LOTR but the fellowship have access to a Blackhawk helicopter

kerso@hachyderm.io · 3 pts · 279d

@PugJesus 😂