You think you picked your linux distro? wrong. it picked you. from the emotional support of linux mint to the eldritch rituals of gentoo, we’re diving into the fragile egos, forum fights, and bluetooth-related breakdowns that define linux users everywhere.
if you’ve ever said “btw i use arch” out loud, this video is for you. if you tried kali after watching mr. robot? also for you. ubuntu normie? fedora gnome-lover? pop os fanboy? yeah, we see you too.
this is a roast, a love letter, and a group therapy session for everyone who has typed sudo like it was a coping mechanism.
17 Comments
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 254d
I use nyarch btw
Lisk91@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 254d
:3
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 254d
All of them mean you're a stocking wearing furry
muhyb@programming.dev · 6 pts · 254d
Inside or outside?
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 254d
Both
d00phy@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 254d
What about KDE Fedora?
Hoohoo@fedia.io · 10 pts · 254d
Wait. I've installed everything.
jeena@piefed.jeena.net · 7 pts · 254d
What it's very accurate, light years ahead of zodiac signs.
palordrolap@fedia.io · 4 pts · 253d
This was surprisingly kind to all users mentioned.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 253d
I use the emotional support distro and I have zero regrets.
Siegfried@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 254d
I don't know if the debian users are all like that, but the description definitely clicked with me...
Ehm, sidenote... what is this "make money hacking" thing? That's illegal
MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 253d
White Hat Hackers are employed by corporations to attack their infrastructure so any holes can be found and plugged before the criminal hackers get there. It's quite lucrative going by what the last big corporation I worked at paid for it.
Ooops@feddit.org · 2 pts · 253d
"Your system is reproduceable, but your personality unstable" 😂
shalafi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 254d
The Debian bit hit a little too close for home. "You only use the command line." Debian has a GUI?!
Hoohoo@fedia.io · 1 pts · 254d
Thelostengineer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 253d
Solus users are sneaking under the radar with this one lol
imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 253d
Rocking Mint on HTPC and Bazzite on gaming miniPC. Didn't had problesm with bluetooth/wifi/printer on both. Was quite impressed that Mint just put an icon in tray with my printer that I just connected to the home network while Win11 had made me go to settings.
msage@programming.dev · 1 pts · 253d
I built Firefox in about an hour? Before deciding that Gentoo is my next distro. Hoping it would teach me more about building software.
It works so well on its own that I learned nothing.
I love it, it's the best thing ever, and I won't use any binary bistro ever.
And yes, USE flags are the bomb.
Hoohoo@fedia.io · 1 pts · 254d