my bad bro!

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16 Comments

spauldo@lemmy.ml · 79 pts · 3y (3 replies)

I'm struggling to think of any situation where a 2yo would come in contact with a hippopotamus that doesn't involve criminal levels of negligence.

qisope@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 3y
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loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 3y (1 reply)
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spauldo@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 3y

I'm not sure I'd let my kid play outside unsupervised if my yard was occasionally visited by hippos.

Hank@kbin.social · 34 pts · 3y (9 replies)

OPs mom swallows billions of -9 months old children.

robocall@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 3y (1 reply)

To be fair, your mom does the same

Hank@kbin.social · 12 pts · 3y

I have no idea what my parents are up to in the bedroom but I hope they're having fun.

AbsolutelyNotCats@lemdro.id · 8 pts · 3y (6 replies)

My mum is dead

Texas_Hangover@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 3y (3 replies)

Lmao, she forgot to come up for air.

moody@lemmings.world · 3 pts · 3y

She choked on a 2 year old

AbsolutelyNotCats@lemdro.id · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

No, she actually died in a car crash

craftyindividual@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 3y

Damn. Hope it was quick and painless :( Mine got cancer.

OrangeXarot@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 3y

skill issue

Hank@kbin.social · -1 pts · 3y

That sucked.

Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 20 pts · 3y

Talk about a high constitution and charisma score

Gets eaten

Rolls con save

Critical success

"It would appear as if you ate me, spit me out or I'll unleash my true power"

Rolls bluff

Critical success

"So sorry for the inconvenience, you have a wonderful day."

expatriado@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y

shouldn't name your kid Jonah

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 3y

What did the kid do to look so delicious?

rustyricotta@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 3y

Oh no, did they kill the hippo? If they did, this Harambe 2 would completely seal the fate of humanity.