Imagine the ferryman having to listen to trump’s rambling all the way down the river styxx? He would throw himself in, trump would become the new guide of the underworld
That's the wrong class to sleep through. I was always good at math (I minored in it), but having to go back and teach myself was always super difficult.
Computer Science for me, which was my major. But the class was just a little too warm, had natural light drifting through stained glass, was in an echoey auditorium and at 3pm, when the sleepies hit. God help me I tried everything to stay awake except caffeine, because I was a stupid child.
Yeah, it's bad. I was at a wedding once, and feeling under the weather. Headache and flu symptoms. My friend brought me a hot tea to help my throat, and as I drank it, I started to immediately feel better. Then I realized I hadn't had my morning tea, or my lunch iced tea, or my dinner iced tea... that's how I found out I was chemically addicted to caffeine, lol.
I think it was the regularity of me drinking it. 1 large, hot lipton black tea in the morning, maybe an iced black tea before lunch, one at lunch, maybe 1 after, 1 at dinner, and maybe 1 more after. I was using unsweetened tea to ween off Gatorade which helped me ween off soda at the time.
You majored in computer science but found the subject boring? I never understood this.
I recall back in school a girl asking me when signing up for classes for next quarter, which classes required the least amount of writing code. I guess those people go into management.
Oh no, it was fascinating! I loved it! I love computer science. But that professor's voice, in that room, at that time of day... it was like a sleeping pill.
35 Comments
YoFrodo@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 253d
Alternate title: "I took a picture of a dry turd every day for 16 days"
lemmylump@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 253d
The sand is almost gone
The suffering has begun
The balance to be restored
Death will not be ignored
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 253d
The grim reaper needs to stop edging us and take him already
kautau@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 253d
that's the issue. the grim reaper is just edging himself. it's up to him when he's finished
D_C@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 253d
Be fair, if I were the grim reaper I'd not want anything to do with that obese bumbling imbecilic child rapist either.
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 253d
Imagine the ferryman having to listen to trump’s rambling all the way down the river styxx? He would throw himself in, trump would become the new guide of the underworld
victorz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 253d
Befitting
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 252d
no chance krasnov gives up a coin to karen.
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 22 pts · 253d
If you're not woke, you're asleep.
udon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 253d
If you never slept, can you be woke?
bagsy@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 253d
what a smug, stupid, piece of shit. I cant wait for the great flush.
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 253d
Me in math lecture
FlexibleToast@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 253d
That's the wrong class to sleep through. I was always good at math (I minored in it), but having to go back and teach myself was always super difficult.
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 253d
It was 10:00, I was a freshman, and yes it would have made my life a lot easier.
FlexibleToast@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 253d
10:00 isn't even that early. Plenty of mistakes were made as freshman.
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 253d
It was my earliest class.
My kid is a freshman in college now and I asked him when his first class was, he said 10:40.
That's my boy. 🥲
FlexibleToast@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 253d
I don't know, for me when I'm getting that close to lunch I'm having trouble focusing. I think the 10am might have been ideal for me personally.
Protoknuckles@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 253d
Computer Science for me, which was my major. But the class was just a little too warm, had natural light drifting through stained glass, was in an echoey auditorium and at 3pm, when the sleepies hit. God help me I tried everything to stay awake except caffeine, because I was a stupid child.
nymnympseudonym@piefed.social · 6 pts · 253d
No amount of caffeine will save you from afternoon sleepies in the wrong class
In my case it was a grad level course They let me in as an undergrad because I was smart and motivated Only half a dozen students Giant mug of coffee
Lots of matrix algebra 800 year old professor 3pm Dead quiet room Fluorescent lights
The shame of dozing off in his class still pains me decades later I AM SORRY
victorz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 253d
I still haven't started drinking coffee, 35+ years old. I feel tired all the time but that's what two kids do to you.
I'm just happy I don't have to depend on any substance to keep me normal.
Protoknuckles@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 253d
Yeah, it's bad. I was at a wedding once, and feeling under the weather. Headache and flu symptoms. My friend brought me a hot tea to help my throat, and as I drank it, I started to immediately feel better. Then I realized I hadn't had my morning tea, or my lunch iced tea, or my dinner iced tea... that's how I found out I was chemically addicted to caffeine, lol.
victorz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 252d
Dang, do you add caffeine to your tea? Or is there really that much in tea naturally?
Protoknuckles@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 252d
I think it was the regularity of me drinking it. 1 large, hot lipton black tea in the morning, maybe an iced black tea before lunch, one at lunch, maybe 1 after, 1 at dinner, and maybe 1 more after. I was using unsweetened tea to ween off Gatorade which helped me ween off soda at the time.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 253d
You majored in computer science but found the subject boring? I never understood this.
I recall back in school a girl asking me when signing up for classes for next quarter, which classes required the least amount of writing code. I guess those people go into management.
Protoknuckles@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 253d
Oh no, it was fascinating! I loved it! I love computer science. But that professor's voice, in that room, at that time of day... it was like a sleeping pill.
ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 253d
See? He's literally ending wokeness, by literally being unwoke
twizttid1@reddthat.com · 9 pts · 253d
Dozy Don..... This is what happens when you stay up all night sending out 150+ Truth Social posts 😂
PDFuego@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 253d
Ootl here, is that the president Sleepy Joe I've seen getting mocked for years?
blinfabian@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 253d
captcha: please select the napping pedophile(s) to confirm youre not a robot
IndridCold@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 253d
These pictures make me happy because this is what he'll look like WHEN HE'S FUCKING DEAD!
Deadeyegai@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 253d
This POS needs to relentlessly mocked
ohellidk@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 253d
Probably hard to stay awake when your posting nonsense all night long!
Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 253d
Hmm, does DJT wear the same fucking suit every day, cause it sure looks like it.
frazw@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 253d
When you shit your pants regularly, having lots of the same suit makes it easier to do a quick change and not have it noticed.
Akasazh@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 253d
Sleepy Do