Got my woodstove installed and had a fire in it.

Now to invite my insurance agent over and watch her faint.

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Akasazh@feddit.nl · 9 pts · 247d

I was going to call you out for not nearly being dull enough. But you pulled the trump card of insurance agents, which would dullify even the most exciting thing ever

ladicius@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 247d

If she faints you should install a CO warner.

oeuf@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 247d (2 replies)

Don't forget to be in the middle of a session of deep-frying on it when they come over.

ikidd@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 247d

I like this idea. Maybe I'll have a can of gas nearby for fire starting.

verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 247d

Or melting lead for fishing weights!

AA5B@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 247d

Nice. I think of doing similar a few times each winter. However (the dull part) in the 20 years of owning this house I have not considered it worthwhile to get my chimney inspected

fubarx@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 246d

They've banned wood fires where we are. We're stockpiling styrofoam packaging for the winter.

snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 247d
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