Why doesn't Netflix just buy one warner brother and Paramount buy the other one?

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Bustedknuckles@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 274d (2 replies)

But then who would end up with Dot?

Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 274d

Prince.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 273d

She and that pixar slug get along great. why not make them roommates?

salvor_hardin@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 274d

Because both the warners are attached at the hip and shall not be separated.

Archangel1313@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 274d (1 reply)

What about Dot? You can't forget about the Warner Sister?

cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 274d

She only costs 70% as much, so it's presumed one if them will buy her.

ohlaph@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 274d (1 reply)

There are seven of them.

bizarroland@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 274d

Yakko, Wacko, Smacko, Taco, Lacko, Cracko and Zach

Tenderizer78@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 274d

In their infinite virtue, the platforms don't want to do something as cruel as splitting up the brothers.

grue@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 274d

Because nobody's enforcing antitrust law. Breaking up Warner Brothers like that would make too much sense.