Inside me there are two wolves: one likes to talk.

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Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 289d (9 replies)

I say this to my spouse at least once a week. She's the first person that genuinely likes when I info dump about my dumb interests and I love her so much for it.

lolrightythen@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 289d (8 replies)

Lucky. Mine walks up to quickly rinse her hands while I'm filling my water bottle.

tomiant@piefed.social · 15 pts · 289d (7 replies)

Mine doesn't exist. They used to. I mean they still do, but they don't, it be like.

Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 289d (2 replies)

Did you banish them to the void or something? One of your translocation spells went wrong? Used the wrong chalk for a summoning ritual and sent them to the runic planes by any chance?

tomiant@piefed.social · 1 pts · 288d (1 reply)

If you ponder your orb for too long, you may find that the orb ponders back.

Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 288d

Any orb that tries that on me gets an immediate psionic schwack from my protective wards.

NoPanko@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 289d (1 reply)

They exist in a superposition?

tomiant@piefed.social · 1 pts · 288d

I'm pretty sure their position is horizontal wherever they are.

mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 289d (1 reply)

Finally, cryptic Facebook status posting has come to the Fediverse!

(This message is transmitted with lighthearted and non-hostile intent)

tomiant@piefed.social · 2 pts · 288d

Your message has been interpreted as mean spirited and actively hostile, we are presently in a state of flamewar.

steven0123@lazysoci.al · 25 pts · 289d (4 replies)

i did this today. then I got the 'do we have another appointment booked' - ah whoops, times up, i don't. which means it's a long wait till the next one - doh. i needed more inputs to make it to the next appointment! Christmas is going to be challenging.

ameancow@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 289d (2 replies)
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smh@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 289d

I love mine. They're also autistic, have dogs, and call me out when I try and change the subject off of something difficult. At first I worried that meeting over video call would affect how body language is read, but, no, seems to work fine.

My first therapist was also great and had a dog. Maybe that's the rule?

Oh, and fuck health insurance sideways. They're consistently at least 6 months behind in reimbursing me for seeing an out-of-network therapist.

steven0123@lazysoci.al · 2 pts · 289d

oh , wow. that , is different.

yeah. i get it. i ask my self sometimes, who am i?

mine is good - but i don't have any comparison. but, there's just not enough time, there never is, and it is expensive. i used to go a lot more regular when i was able to easily afford it. but autism burnout. early oct i quit. i'm not sure i can do that ever again. no one understands. its so hard.

tomiant@piefed.social · 4 pts · 289d

"and that's when I finally was about to tell my mother the thing I had always most wanted to say to her in my entire life, I took a deep breath and said..."

"WELP! TIMES UP! See you in January, Merry Christmas!"

FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 9 pts · 289d

Inside me there are two wolves.

Please get me to a hospital, I beg of you.

Konstant@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 288d

When they do almost all the talking

  • Why do I keep coming here
tomiant@piefed.social · 2 pts · 289d

HAHAHAHAHAHA!