c/NiceMemes · by Emotional_Series7814@kbin.melroy.org · 278d

Petting

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10 Comments

vateso5074@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 278d (2 replies)

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Too many rich people not doing fun stupid stuff like smaller domesticated versions of wild animals, why should a house hippo not truly exist?

bonenode@piefed.social · 3 pts · 277d

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blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 21 pts · 277d

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things

BakerBagel@midwest.social · 14 pts · 277d (1 reply)

My girlfriend was making fun of me this weekend because we were at a birthday party with a bunch of stuffed black bears and i kept scratching them behind the ears.

Obligatory that i do not condone bear hunting, but black bears are so small and cute that i couldn't help but give all the stuffed pelts ear scritches

threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 277d

we were at a birthday party with a bunch of stuffed black bears

Were they there for the party, or did they did they just happen to be there?

Nastybutler@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 277d (5 replies)

My earliest memory is of petting a bumble bee and getting stung. Not everything fuzzy is good to pet

bacon_saber@fedia.io · 10 pts · 277d

Fuzzy was just petting you back

taiyang@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 277d

My turtle likes to be pet and scratched on his shell, so the reverse is true in that not everything good to pet is fuzzy.

toynbee@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 277d (2 replies)

My older brother always claimed to spend time petting yellow jackets. I can't recall ever seeing it happen, but he was very persistent about his claim.

PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space · 2 pts · 277d (1 reply)

Hard to believe, indeed. Surely, at one point, the store owner would have told him to "buy one or get out."

toynbee@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 277d

Nicely done.