So much corn, so little time

There's absolutely no rule that says Corn Man's body has to be vertical, so it isn't.

I can't explain why, but "corn manual" is the funniest statement I've seen come out of this meme cycle. 

The idea of a corn manual for corn man gives me great satisfaction

This is such a niche meme. Love it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UEX77zjOkg