That blows my mind.

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Alt Text: The average person eats one and a half bananas in their sleep every year

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Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 280d (1 reply)

It's actually just because of one guy who eats 12 billion bananas in his sleep every year.

Maven@piefed.zip · 15 pts · 280d

Bananas George is an outlier and should not be counted

pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 280d (2 replies)

So this community is just posting made up nonsense that isn’t factual? Cool cool cool.

Maven@piefed.zip · 19 pts · 280d (1 reply)

As long as they are low quality. Yes

Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 280d

My standards are pretty low, looks like high quality to me.

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 280d

What's that in spiders?

AMoistGrandpa@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 280d (2 replies)

Legit question, how many bananas would Bananas Georg need to eat in his sleep per night to make that fact true, assuming he eats an equal number of bananas per night and all other people on the planet eat exactly 0 bananas in their sleep?

Maven@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 280d (1 reply)

Based on my incredibly rough and not very thought out math...

32,876,712.328767 per night

programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 280d

Around half the lethal radiation dose then

Broadfern@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 280d

Potassium is important after all

taiyang@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 280d

Yes, but if I don't feed my family, friends, and neighbors bananas while they sleep, they won't get enough potassium in their diet!

Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 280d (3 replies)

With or without the peel?

Maven@piefed.zip · 5 pts · 280d (2 replies)

When I worked with kids I used to ask them if they ate thier Banana with or without the shell

Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 280d (1 reply)

Banana's are sea food?

BandanaBug@piefed.social · 2 pts · 280d

I can see bananas