Hahaha, Lowes is kinda fashy so I suspect I would have just been banned. Especially if the guy stocking the other side of these shelves had looked down (did not see him until the coat was off...)
They do not detract from the overall impression. I'm just imagining the store guy asking himself wtfe you were doing under the shelf unit and the excuse you might have proffere, had he found you like that!
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StrangeBedfellow@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 242d
Like when you run out of bottled gas cooking the Christmas turkey 🤣. Talking of birds, well trussed nonetheless !
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 242d
Not perhaps the most flattering description I've ever heard of myself, but damned if I didn't laugh.
StrangeBedfellow@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 242d
Wait, people come here for the flattery, and not just some terrible corny metaphors? 😃
unwoundgills@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 242d
If this is a reference to the previous photo with a corn, absolute legend. Very well done. If not, still great, you lucky you.
StrangeBedfellow@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 242d
Your reputation precedes you, I think you've probably already acquired legend status with that one 👏
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 242d
Beat me to it lol, +1 for the praise
exception@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 242d
You figured correctly. Always appreciate a public flashing from a sexy girl who is considerate enough to make sure she doesn't run out of fun stuff. 😘
sufficient_bike@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 242d
Amazing
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 242d
Thank you!
oriole@kinkycats.org · 2 pts · 240d
@Warl0k3 Now that's dedication
thr0000witaway@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 242d
those shoes with the socks are doing it for me tonight - any more photos of them?
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 242d
Yeah, I think I can accommodate that! Theyre such cute shoes, they deseve a little appreciation.
cowseverwhere@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 242d
With that outfit, if they didn't give you a discount I'm boycotting.
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 242d
Hahaha, Lowes is kinda fashy so I suspect I would have just been banned. Especially if the guy stocking the other side of these shelves had looked down (did not see him until the coat was off...)
(ties that make my tits look flaaaaaaaaaaat...)
StrangeBedfellow@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 242d
They do not detract from the overall impression. I'm just imagining the store guy asking himself wtfe you were doing under the shelf unit and the excuse you might have proffere, had he found you like that!
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 242d
I mean he's making minimum wage, I seriously doubt he gets paid enough to care...
StrangeBedfellow@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 242d
One would hope that you would have at least brightened up his uneventful day for a brief moment.
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 242d
Lol true enough, alas tho his day went unbrightened (but only nearly, dang was it close 🤤)
StrangeBedfellow@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 242d
Careful now, wouldn't want to slip on that drool and hurt yourself!🤣🤣
naga@toot.cat · 1 pts · 241d
@Warl0k3
Indeed!