happy fuck cops day to those who celebrate

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Broadfern@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 269d (6 replies)

That’s every day in my house

Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 269d (2 replies)

This guy bangs so many cops

Bang is apprently cops energy drink of choice.

at once

slaacaa@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 269d (2 replies)

Married to a cop?

Broadfern@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 269d (1 reply)

Lolno

If I had a glass of water and a cop was on fire, I’d start drinking though.

Chug that shit

wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 23 pts · 269d (3 replies)

How am I supposed to find a cop to fuck on such short notice?

Call in an ICE tip, at least one responder is absolutely on Grindr and lying

Cop RP counts in a pinch

Be black and asleep, they will bust your door at 2 am

1312… ACAB?

It's also Dick Van Dykes 100th birthday today!

yesman@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 268d (1 reply)

My favorite cop jokes:

how many good cops does it take to change a lightbulb? I'll let you know when good cops change anything.
The cops are like a box of chocolates. They'll kill your fucking dog.
Cops be like: You can't call me a racist! Look, my wife's eye is black.

They wouldn't change the bulb, just beat the room for being black.

LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 269d (2 replies)

I drive by a huge police station in my (relatively) small town ever day. I make sure to yell fuck the police every time i drive by.

BanMe@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 269d (1 reply)

Narrator: his body was never found.

I mean, most of the time my radio is on and my windows are up so...

Thanks for the reminder

Is it Smarch 12 already?