Don't leave home without it

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blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 36 pts · 277d (2 replies)

Can one of the back up eggs be hard boiled?

You know, in cases of stress or trying times

rustyfish@piefed.world · 6 pts · 277d (1 reply)

Nope. Both have to be fresh egg yolk only. Anything else would be stupid anyway.

especially if you're american, you need them soft boiled in case of soldiers

Okokimup@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 277d (3 replies)

Who can afford a backup egg?

Typhoon@lemmy.ca · 22 pts · 277d (2 replies)

Found the American

echodot@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 277d (1 reply)

Let's go back to bartering, 1 egg = 256kb of RAM

For an ostrich egg you can get RGB too

RAM, GPU, and.. Banana??

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 277d (1 reply)

I prefer PWWEEK!

Phone, Wallet, Whistle, Egg, Egg, Keys

Remember, it's three short blasts on repeat for ICE, or if you fall down the well again.

what if you tripped that bastard timmy someplace deep and want to throw people off the search?

No beans or corn? This is useless.

kamen@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 277d

I, for one, always carry my two eggs, but for different reasons.

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 277d (2 replies)

Or, now hear me out, how about just memorize this abbreviation:

WPK

Better yet, how about just remember to bring your fookin wallet, phone, and keys every time you leave the house

But then you might not have an egg.

Whip, popcorn, knife?

Dasus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 277d

(Wallet = lompakko, phone =puhelin, keys=avaimet)

kubica@fedia.io · 1 pts · 277d

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How much troubled would you realistically get for egging someone or their car?